{"id":10371,"date":"2024-01-26T07:58:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-26T06:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10371"},"modified":"2024-01-26T07:58:18","modified_gmt":"2024-01-26T06:58:18","slug":"je-voudrais-etre-un-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10371","title":{"rendered":"JE VOUDRAIS ETRE UN CHAT\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/site-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/site-2.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10372\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/site-2.jpeg 1000w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/site-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/site-2-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<em>Pour Alphonse et \u00e0 mes autres petits enfants. Pour eux\u2026avec la complicit\u00e9 (photographique) de No\u00eblle.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0      \u00a0A la regarder, d\u00e9ambuler langoureusement au fil de la maison, cette boule de poils semble me d\u00e9visager, me scanner, m\u2019analyser, poser le point d\u2019interrogation de son myst\u00e8re et de son aura sibylline. Je suis le ma\u00eetre et pourtant\u2026Rien qu\u2019un (minuscule) g\u00e9ant de papier qui r\u00e9dige et pose sa patte ou plut\u00f4t sa griffe sur ce texte\u2026C\u2019est elle qui dicte mes pas et semble me dominer et\u2026m\u2019apprivoiser. Curieusement, j\u2019ai l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre son serf, son serviteur, voire son laquais&#8230; Et parfois, je me dis\u00a0: &#8211;\u00a0<em>Je voudrais bien \u00eatre un chat<\/em>\u00a0! Et remplir l\u2019espace de ma pr\u00e9sence en mode vibrisses et coussinets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et comme je l\u2019ai avou\u00e9 l\u2019autre jour \u00e0 Alphonse, mon petit-fils, qui s\u2019est bien marr\u00e9&nbsp;: &#8211;&nbsp;<em>Alphonse, si un jour tu as un chat, ce sera moi, transform\u00e9 en f\u00e9lin d\u2019appartement, r\u00e9incarn\u00e9 en matou de canap\u00e9 \u00e0 te prot\u00e9ger, \u00e0 vivre avec toi, \u00e0 \u00eatre ton (chatoyant) ange gardien, car tu sais, on ne meurt jamais\u2026On se transforme, sous les doigts de la baguette enchant\u00e9e du grand Magicien&nbsp;! On devient autrement, autre chose, \u00ab&nbsp;autrequi&nbsp;\u00bb.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Alors, tu me caresseras, tu me feras des c\u00e2lins et des bisous et moi, je ronronnerais d\u2019aise, de joie et d\u2019amour.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Car les chat sont des cierges qui mettent de la lumi\u00e8re dans nos maisons.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oui, je serai l\u00e0, ne me cherche pas au cimeti\u00e8re ou ailleurs. Je serai infiniment loin, comme le sont les \u00e9toiles, mais aussi tout simplement si pr\u00e8s, comme le sont ceux qu\u2019on aime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu sais, apr\u00e8s tout, les cloisons de l\u2019invisible ne sont pas si \u00e9paisses que \u00e7a\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                     \u00a0<strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                                            26 janvier 2024<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Pour Alphonse et \u00e0 mes autres petits enfants. Pour eux\u2026avec la complicit\u00e9 (photographique) de No\u00eblle. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0A la regarder, d\u00e9ambuler langoureusement au fil de la maison, cette boule de poils semble me d\u00e9visager, me scanner, m\u2019analyser, poser le point d\u2019interrogation de son myst\u00e8re et de son aura sibylline. Je suis le ma\u00eetre et pourtant\u2026Rien qu\u2019un &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10371\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">JE VOUDRAIS ETRE UN CHAT\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-2Hh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10371"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10374,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10371\/revisions\/10374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}