{"id":10382,"date":"2024-02-02T10:06:38","date_gmt":"2024-02-02T09:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10382"},"modified":"2024-02-02T14:37:48","modified_gmt":"2024-02-02T13:37:48","slug":"les-olympiades-de-la-benne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10382","title":{"rendered":"LES OLYMPIADES DE LA BENNE."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_0207.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_0207-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10383\" width=\"655\" height=\"873\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_0207-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_0207-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/IMG_0207.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                         <em>Sur une photo de Jean-Claude Worringen,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;      &nbsp;C\u2019est un gloubi-boulga de cartons et de d\u00e9tritus h\u00e9t\u00e9roclites abandonn\u00e9s en vrac \u00e0 m\u00eame le sol, pr\u00e8s de la grande hotte destin\u00e9e \u00e0 r\u00e9colter vos papiers, emballages plastiques, bouteilles en verres et autres joyeuset\u00e9s m\u00e9nag\u00e8res. Les \u00ab&nbsp;inciviles&nbsp;\u00bb ont laiss\u00e9 trainer leurs groins en mode cochon\u2026 ne se donnant m\u00eame pas la peine (benne) de d\u00e9mantibuler cartons et cagettes pour les enfouir dans cette caverne d\u2019Ali Baba, en destination de la grande d\u00e9chetterie de l\u2019Eurom\u00e9tropole. Stupeur et tremblements de ces tristes olympiades des poubelles qui font des \u0153illades en \u0153il poch\u00e9 de pirates des Cartona\u00efdes. Tristesse de d\u00e9couvrir ce genre \u00ab&nbsp;d\u2019exploits&nbsp;\u00bb devenus coutumiers dans nos villes et villages. D\u00e9solation et consternation. Il faudrait d\u00e9cerner, \u00e0 ces \u00ab&nbsp;athl\u00e8tes&nbsp;\u00bb de l\u2019incivilit\u00e9, des m\u00e9dailles en plastique ou en verre, les d\u00e9poser sur les podiums des bennes\u2026pour \u00e9couter les hymnes olympiques et&nbsp;&nbsp;hisser les drapeaux sur les hampes, sortis tout droit de la benne \u00e0 tissu&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gageons que ces tristes sires seraient capables de jeter leurs breloques sur le macadam qui jouxte ce semblant de podium&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>Elle n\u2019est pas benne la vie&nbsp;? &nbsp;<\/em>semble chuchoter une poubelle voisine, vaguement courrouc\u00e9e de ne pas \u00eatre utilis\u00e9e.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                                                                                 <strong>\u00a9<\/strong> Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                                                                                     2 f\u00e9vrier 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sur une photo de Jean-Claude Worringen, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;C\u2019est un gloubi-boulga de cartons et de d\u00e9tritus h\u00e9t\u00e9roclites abandonn\u00e9s en vrac \u00e0 m\u00eame le sol, pr\u00e8s de la grande hotte destin\u00e9e \u00e0 r\u00e9colter vos papiers, emballages plastiques, bouteilles en verres et autres joyeuset\u00e9s m\u00e9nag\u00e8res. Les \u00ab&nbsp;inciviles&nbsp;\u00bb ont laiss\u00e9 trainer leurs groins en mode cochon\u2026 ne se &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=10382\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LES OLYMPIADES DE LA BENNE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-2Hs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10382"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10387,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10382\/revisions\/10387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}