﻿{"id":1040,"date":"2014-11-02T07:00:37","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T06:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2014-11-01T08:27:25","modified_gmt":"2014-11-01T07:27:25","slug":"ne-vous-laissez-pas-mettre-en-boite-aux-lettres-par-vos-courriels-billet-dhumeur-acte-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=1040","title":{"rendered":"NE VOUS LAISSEZ PAS METTRE EN BOITE (AUX LETTRES) PAR VOS COURRIELS ! BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>Incontournables aujourd\u2019hui dans le monde du travail, les messages \u00e9lectroniques viennent bourrer votre bo\u00eete aux lettres de leurs petites enveloppes virtuelles. Plus moyen d\u2019y \u00e9chapper\u00a0! Le salari\u00e9 moderne \u2013 qui plus est au bureau \u2013 est submerg\u00e9 par ces messages insistants qui finalement participent au stress de la vie dite moderne. Les neurochirurgiens sont formels\u00a0: <em>ils seraient responsables d\u2019une perte de 10 \u00e0 15% de la productivit\u00e9&#8230;\/&#8230;car la majorit\u00e9 d\u2019entre nous n\u2019est pas faite pour traiter deux informations \u00e0 la fois. <\/em>Nous voil\u00e0 pr\u00e9venus. L\u2019homo erectus ne peut pas courir apr\u00e8s deux dinosaures en m\u00eame temps\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/LS012477.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1043 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/LS012477-300x280.png\" alt=\"LS012477\" width=\"300\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/LS012477-300x280.png 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/LS012477.png 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En plus, on lui colle des r\u00e9unions qui repr\u00e9sentent des instants remplis de vacuit\u00e9 o\u00f9 les paroles d\u00e9filent, souvent truff\u00e9es d\u2019enflures verbales et d\u2019incompr\u00e9hensibles superlatifs mais sans beaucoup de sens (pratique). Ainsi, 88 % des personnes consid\u00e8rent y perdre leur temps\u00a0! Ben voyons\u2026 Quel scoop\u00a0! La pression exerc\u00e9e, les t\u00e2ches multiples et souvent le non-remplacement des personnes parties \u00e0 la retraite font que nos contemporains se retrouvent compl\u00e8tement peroxyd\u00e9s\u2026Au bord de l\u2019incendie interne\u00a0! Le plus comique \u2013si l\u2019on peut dire \u2013 est que, d\u2019apr\u00e8s des \u00e9tudes, <em>\u00eatre d\u00e9bord\u00e9 reste per\u00e7u comme un signe d\u2019importance\u00a0! <\/em> Curieux ces bureaucrates qui abhorrent les messages \u00e9lectroniques mais reconnaissent dans ces petites enveloppes le grisant pouvoir d\u2019\u00eatre surbook\u00e9s, nourrissant aux grains nobles les vautours du stress. Bref, comme dirait la pub\u00a0: <em>il n\u2019y a que mail qui m\u2019aille\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>DNA, mercredi 24 septembre 2014 \u00ab\u00a0Le grand stress des \u00ab\u00a0hyperconnect\u00e9s \u00bb.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Incontournables aujourd\u2019hui dans le monde du travail, les messages \u00e9lectroniques viennent bourrer votre bo\u00eete aux lettres de leurs petites enveloppes virtuelles. Plus moyen d\u2019y \u00e9chapper\u00a0! Le salari\u00e9 moderne \u2013 qui plus est au bureau \u2013 est submerg\u00e9 par ces messages insistants qui finalement participent au stress de la vie dite moderne. Les neurochirurgiens sont &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=1040\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NE VOUS LAISSEZ PAS METTRE EN BOITE (AUX LETTRES) PAR VOS COURRIELS ! 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