{"id":11448,"date":"2025-03-04T14:51:19","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T13:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11448"},"modified":"2025-03-04T14:51:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T13:51:19","slug":"cache-cache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11448","title":{"rendered":"CACHE-CACHE\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-rounded\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_4840.heic\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/IMG_4840.heic\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11449\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Avec la complicit\u00e9 (des pieds) d\u2019Alphonse et de Gustave,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/em>&nbsp;On se cache comme des carabins, les enfants sont des p\u2019tits malins, ils connaissent toutes les ficelles pour la grande \u00ab&nbsp;cachoterie&nbsp;\u00bb et on court se planquer, pendant que le compte \u00e0 rebours \u00e9graine sa liturgie de chronom\u00e8tre. Le temps de trouver une bonne planque&nbsp;; -Ahahah, tu m\u2019trouveras pas, na&nbsp;? Et voil\u00e0 que les fins limiers cherchent vaille que vaille le papy planqu\u00e9 comme un gamin&nbsp;! Non mais, tu n\u2019as plus l\u2019\u00e2ge pour \u00e7a&nbsp;! Et tes articulations qui grincent et grimacent de tous les c\u00f4t\u00e9s&nbsp;!!! Squelette rouill\u00e9 des vieux qui s\u2019imaginent encore se trouver dans une cour de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dix secondes\u2026\u00e9coul\u00e9es, et les loupiots ont retrouv\u00e9 le grand-p\u00e8re espi\u00e8gle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avec les p\u2019tits enfants le temps suspend son vol et je me retrouve dans la cour de l\u2019\u00e9cole avec eux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est tout juste si je ne suis pas affubl\u00e9 d\u2019un bermuda, chaussettes montantes, avec un choco bn dans les mains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La ma\u00eetresse (mamy&nbsp;!) siffle la fin des amusements&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il est grand temps de reprendre son costume de vieux papy brinquebalant\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O temps suspend ton vol et merci de m\u2019avoir redonn\u00e9 \u2013 l\u2019espace d\u2019un instant &#8211; l\u2019\u00e2me d\u2019un enfant&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                            \u00a0<strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                           \u00a04 mars 2025<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Avec la complicit\u00e9 (des pieds) d\u2019Alphonse et de Gustave, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On se cache comme des carabins, les enfants sont des p\u2019tits malins, ils connaissent toutes les ficelles pour la grande \u00ab&nbsp;cachoterie&nbsp;\u00bb et on court se planquer, pendant que le compte \u00e0 rebours \u00e9graine sa liturgie de chronom\u00e8tre. 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