{"id":11500,"date":"2025-04-01T05:00:29","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T04:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11500"},"modified":"2025-04-01T05:00:29","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T04:00:29","slug":"avril-en-queue-de-poisson-ou-les-poisons-des-fake-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11500","title":{"rendered":"AVRIL EN QUEUE DE POISSON OU LES POISONS DES FAKE NEWS\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/IMG_3962.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0       Un poisson rouge sorti de son bocal joue les pythies et nous offre les \u00e9cailles de ses informations du jour. Celui qui va \u00e0 la p\u00eache aux infos mord finalement \u00e0 l\u2019hame\u00e7on\u00a0! Les promesses n\u2019engagent que ceux qui y croient\u2026Qu\u2019on se le dise\u00a0! Filet de p\u00eache rempli de godasses et de bouteilles vides. Il n\u2019y a pas de message de naufrag\u00e9s \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et le quidam gobe les mouches en prenant pour argent comptant les balivernes et autres petits gueuletons, ripaille d\u00e9risoire qui titille et tend le fil de la canne&nbsp;! Mais rien ne fr\u00e9tille au bout. On y croit, dur comme fer, tel un caillou lanc\u00e9 par un enfant et qui ricoche sur la surface de l\u2019onde.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le premier de ce mois d\u2019avril est \u00e0 prendre avec des pincettes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Accr\u00e9diter les nouvelles du jour, c\u2019est comme \u00eatre englouti par une baleine en plein oc\u00e9an.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il n\u2019y a plus qu\u2019\u00e0 entendre le vomi du rendu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Demain, tout rentrera dans l\u2019ordre dans le meilleur des mondes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                         \u00a0<strong>\u00a9\u00a0<\/strong>Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                          1<sup>er<\/sup>\u00a0avril 2025<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un poisson rouge sorti de son bocal joue les pythies et nous offre les \u00e9cailles de ses informations du jour. Celui qui va \u00e0 la p\u00eache aux infos mord finalement \u00e0 l\u2019hame\u00e7on\u00a0! Les promesses n\u2019engagent que ceux qui y croient\u2026Qu\u2019on se le dise\u00a0! Filet de p\u00eache rempli de godasses et de bouteilles vides. Il &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11500\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">AVRIL EN QUEUE DE POISSON OU LES POISONS DES FAKE NEWS\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-2Zu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11502,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11500\/revisions\/11502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}