{"id":11798,"date":"2025-08-26T09:19:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-26T08:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11798"},"modified":"2025-08-26T09:37:33","modified_gmt":"2025-08-26T08:37:33","slug":"cest-la-classe-la-rentree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11798","title":{"rendered":"C\u2019EST LA CLASSE, LA RENTREE\u00a0!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_9536.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_9536-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11799\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_9536-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_9536-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_9536.jpeg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Avec la complicit\u00e9 d\u2019Alphonse et Gustave (sur la photo) et pour Jules et Camille aussi.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Bient\u00f4t, tout va \u00ab\u00a0rentrer\u00a0\u00bb<em>\u00a0<\/em>dans l\u2019ordre\u00a0! Les petits lutins sont fin pr\u00eats pour s\u2019en aller noircir les cahiers et inaugurer leurs sacs-cartables pour les rendez-vous programm\u00e9s du savoir et de la connaissance. \u00c9cumer les bancs et autres chaises avec leurs s\u00e9ants. En route pour le chemin de l\u2019\u00e9cole. Charles Magne toi\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Faire connaissance avec ma\u00eetres et ma\u00eetresses ou autres institutrices. Profitez, les loupiots, du chahut du retour car, apr\u00e8s, le silence et l\u2019attention doivent r\u00e9gner dans la salle de classe&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On doit entendre une mouche voler&nbsp;! ( Pour votre gouverne, c\u2019est de l\u2019ordre des dipt\u00e8res, les enfants&nbsp;!). La grande ardoise, tel un \u00e9cran noir, va s\u2019illuminer avec verbes, mots et phrases qui vont danser une bossa nova endiabl\u00e9e avec la craie blanche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Crisse crisse et martyrise les petites oreilles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Craie nom d\u2019une pipe, conjuguez-moi tout \u00e7a \u00e0 tous les temps, foi de tympan&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;26 ao\u00fbt 2025<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Avec la complicit\u00e9 d\u2019Alphonse et Gustave (sur la photo) et pour Jules et Camille aussi. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Bient\u00f4t, tout va \u00ab\u00a0rentrer\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0dans l\u2019ordre\u00a0! Les petits lutins sont fin pr\u00eats pour s\u2019en aller noircir les cahiers et inaugurer leurs sacs-cartables pour les rendez-vous programm\u00e9s du savoir et de la connaissance. \u00c9cumer les bancs et autres chaises avec leurs s\u00e9ants. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11798\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">C\u2019EST LA CLASSE, LA RENTREE\u00a0!<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-34i","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11798"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11801,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798\/revisions\/11801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}