{"id":11934,"date":"2025-10-31T05:30:57","date_gmt":"2025-10-31T04:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11934"},"modified":"2025-10-31T05:30:57","modified_gmt":"2025-10-31T04:30:57","slug":"allo-ween-ou-un-coup-de-feel-monstre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=11934","title":{"rendered":"ALLO WEEN\u00a0? OU UN COUP DE FEEL MONSTRE\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A l’occasion d’Halloween…<\/p>\n\n\n

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              C\u2019est un jour de monstruosit\u00e9s o\u00f9 l\u2019on joue \u00e0 se faire peur. C\u2019est glagla\u00e7ant\/sang. Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne et vibre, r\u00e9sonne comme dans un film d\u2019horreur. Allo Ween ? \u2013 Qui est \u00e0 l\u2019appareil ? Quel est le pendu qui se balance de l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la ligne ? Un squelette ? Un zombi ? Un spectre ? \u2013 Allo ! Personne ne r\u00e9pond\u2026et puis, une voix (\u00e9lectronique) d\u2019outre-tombe me fait la promotion de ses produits !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ouf, ce n\u2019est qu\u2019un appel publicitaire. Une bo\u00eete de pompes fun\u00e8bres me propose ses services !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je ne r\u00e9ponds pas\u2026la laisse d\u00e9biter son baratin et \u2013 ironie du sort \u2013 je fais m\u00eame le mort\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9crivain, j\u2019ai toujours ador\u00e9 les cadavres exquis !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A l’occasion d’Halloween…               C\u2019est un jour de monstruosit\u00e9s o\u00f9 l\u2019on joue \u00e0 se faire peur. C\u2019est glagla\u00e7ant\/sang. Le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonne et vibre, r\u00e9sonne comme dans un film d\u2019horreur. Allo Ween ? \u2013 Qui est \u00e0 l\u2019appareil ? Quel est le pendu qui se balance de l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la ligne ? Un squelette ? Un zombi ? Un spectre ? \u2013 … Continuer la lecture de ALLO WEEN\u00a0? OU UN COUP DE FEEL MONSTRE\u2026<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-36u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11936,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11934\/revisions\/11936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}