{"id":12548,"date":"2026-06-30T05:50:34","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T04:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12548"},"modified":"2026-06-30T05:50:34","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T04:50:34","slug":"apocalypse-chaud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12548","title":{"rendered":"APOCALYPSE CHAUD.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"
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       Le monde est en surchauffe, la sueur coule \u00e0 flot, le soleil plombe l\u2019horizon et le ciel ne sait m\u00eame plus ce qu\u2019est un nuage. Le climat fait de la rumba avec le thermom\u00e8tre, quant au mercure il coule en fleuve imp\u00e9tueux\u2026 dans son petit flacon de verre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A force de nous seriner et de nous rab\u00e2cher l\u2019esprit avec le leitmotiv du sacro-saint r\u00e9chauffement climatique, voil\u00e0 qu\u2019il arrive\u2026\u00e0 toute berzingue. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les ventilateurs se sont m\u00e9tamorphos\u00e9s en pales de moulin qui tournent en se prenant pour des \u00e9oliennes. Le monde marche sur la t\u00eate\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les pingouins et les manchots viennent s\u2019\u00e9chouer dans nos jardins, sous l\u2019\u0153il goguenard de nos tourterelles et autres merles qui se sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 d\u00e9barrass\u00e9s de leurs plumes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zizi Jeanmaire, au secours ils sont devenus fous !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et m\u00eame le chat s\u2019y est mis lui aussi : il parcourt d\u00e9sormais les all\u00e9es du potager \u00e0 poil !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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       Le monde est en surchauffe, la sueur coule \u00e0 flot, le soleil plombe l\u2019horizon et le ciel ne sait m\u00eame plus ce qu\u2019est un nuage. Le climat fait de la rumba avec le thermom\u00e8tre, quant au mercure il coule en fleuve imp\u00e9tueux\u2026 dans son petit flacon de verre.  A force de nous seriner et de … Continuer la lecture de APOCALYPSE CHAUD.\u00a0<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-3go","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12548"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12551,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12548\/revisions\/12551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}