{"id":12638,"date":"2026-08-08T07:02:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-08T06:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12638"},"modified":"2026-08-08T07:02:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-08T06:02:15","slug":"les-requins-se-requinquent-dans-leau-et-font-chanter-les-sirenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12638","title":{"rendered":"LES REQUINS SE REQUINQUENT DANS L\u2019EAU ET FONT CHANTER LES SIRENES\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
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                                          A Gustave et Alphonse,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Prenez garde, les enfants, aux chants des sir\u00e8nes qui attirent les marins en qu\u00eate d\u2019aventures oc\u00e9anes et d\u2019odyss\u00e9es hom\u00e9riques\u00a0! Ne vous fiez pas aux chants mielleux de ces sylves en nageoirs qui ensorcellent les marins\u00a0! Hom\u00e8re nous avait pourtant pr\u00e9venus\u00a0!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le monde est parsem\u00e9 d\u2019astres, certes, mais aussi de barracudas et autres requins aux dents ac\u00e9r\u00e9s qui se d\u00e9lectent des nageurs en goguette r\u00eavant d\u2019aventures au long cours\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prenez avec vous le compagnonnage des f\u00e9es, des lutins et des elfes qui enchanteront vos vies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ils mettront des \u00e9toiles dans vos existences et des soleils dans vos pupilles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

                                          \u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

                                         8 ao\u00fbt 2026<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                          A Gustave et Alphonse, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Prenez garde, les enfants, aux chants des sir\u00e8nes qui attirent les marins en qu\u00eate d\u2019aventures oc\u00e9anes et d\u2019odyss\u00e9es hom\u00e9riques\u00a0! Ne vous fiez pas aux chants mielleux de ces sylves en nageoirs qui ensorcellent les marins\u00a0! Hom\u00e8re nous avait pourtant pr\u00e9venus\u00a0!\u00a0 Le monde est parsem\u00e9 d\u2019astres, certes, mais aussi de barracudas et … Continuer la lecture de LES REQUINS SE REQUINQUENT DANS L\u2019EAU ET FONT CHANTER LES SIRENES\u2026<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-3hQ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12638"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12642,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12638\/revisions\/12642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}