{"id":12805,"date":"2026-10-30T10:29:59","date_gmt":"2026-10-30T09:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12805"},"modified":"2026-10-30T10:29:59","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T09:29:59","slug":"la-trouille-devenue-citrouille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12805","title":{"rendered":"LA TROUILLE DEVENUE CITROUILLE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12806\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_3287-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Les monstres se sont extirp\u00e9s de leurs cimeti\u00e8res de\u2026citrouilles. Ils veulent nous rendre bl\u00eames de trouille, nous faire devenir blanc de frousse. Le monde a-t-il donc besoin de se faire peur\u00a0? la plan\u00e8te est d\u00e9j\u00e0 habill\u00e9e en costumes d\u2019Halloween alors&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les menaces s\u2019accumulent et les missiles nucl\u00e9aires sont ressortis de leurs socles dans les mus\u00e9es de l\u2019horreur. Frankenstein s\u2019est affubl\u00e9 d\u2019un costume militaire et Dracula exhibe ses galons d\u2019o\u00f9 l\u2019h\u00e9moglobine d\u00e9gouline\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le monde est devenu citrouille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il suffirait d\u2019un malencontreux hasard et d\u2019un simple malentendu pour envoyer tout ce beau monde au cimeti\u00e8re&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cucurbitac\u00e9es cram\u00e9es, explos\u00e9es et carbonis\u00e9es.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oups, d\u00e9sormais les bombardiers ne l\u00e2chent plus de bombes mais des citrouilles&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La peur devient orange m\u00e9canique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                             <strong>\u00a9\u00a0<\/strong>Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                             30 octobre 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Les monstres se sont extirp\u00e9s de leurs cimeti\u00e8res de\u2026citrouilles. Ils veulent nous rendre bl\u00eames de trouille, nous faire devenir blanc de frousse. Le monde a-t-il donc besoin de se faire peur\u00a0? la plan\u00e8te est d\u00e9j\u00e0 habill\u00e9e en costumes d\u2019Halloween alors&#8230;\u00a0 Les menaces s\u2019accumulent et les missiles nucl\u00e9aires sont ressortis de leurs socles dans les mus\u00e9es &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12805\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LA TROUILLE DEVENUE CITROUILLE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-3kx","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12807,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12805\/revisions\/12807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}