{"id":12808,"date":"2026-10-31T07:11:35","date_gmt":"2026-10-31T06:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12808"},"modified":"2026-10-31T07:11:35","modified_gmt":"2026-10-31T06:11:35","slug":"sur-mon-tapis-volant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=12808","title":{"rendered":"SUR MON TAPIS VOLANT\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pour Alphonse et Gustave,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Attention, d\u00e9collage imminent\u2026<\/em>Allong\u00e9s comme des pachas sur le tapis moelleux de l\u2019appartement, nous attendons que les aiguilleurs du ciel (de notre salon) nous donnent l\u2019ordre de d\u00e9coller. Nous sommes pr\u00eats, couch\u00e9s ou plut\u00f4t confortablement vautr\u00e9s dans le velours cotonneux des fibres de notre nef de salon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous sommes si bien\u2026 M\u00eame le chat se couche langoureusement sur notre vaisseau improvis\u00e9. Le matou veut prendre son envol avec nous\u00a0! Foi de miaou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le temps se r\u00e9v\u00e8le cl\u00e9ment. Pas un seul nuage ne se profile \u00e0 l\u2019horizon dans le ciel du plafond o\u00f9 la lampe fait office de soleil improvis\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nous sommes pr\u00eats pour le d\u00e9collage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais\u2026 loup\u00e9, maman vient de nous appeler pour nous annoncer que le repas est pr\u00eat\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A table les enfants<\/em> !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Notre vol est report\u00e9 \u00e0 une date ult\u00e9rieure, car l\u2019h\u00f4tesse de l\u2019air annonce l\u2019arriv\u00e9e\u2026des plateaux-repas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le tapis volant se vide d\u2019un coup de ses passagers\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pour Alphonse et Gustave, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Attention, d\u00e9collage imminent\u2026Allong\u00e9s comme des pachas sur le tapis moelleux de l\u2019appartement, nous attendons que les aiguilleurs du ciel (de notre salon) nous donnent l\u2019ordre de d\u00e9coller. Nous sommes pr\u00eats, couch\u00e9s ou plut\u00f4t confortablement vautr\u00e9s dans le velours cotonneux des fibres de notre nef de salon. Nous sommes si bien\u2026 … Continuer la lecture de SUR MON TAPIS VOLANT\u2026<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-3kA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12812,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions\/12812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}