{"id":4872,"date":"2018-02-24T11:47:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-24T10:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=4872"},"modified":"2018-02-24T11:47:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-24T10:47:58","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-54-gla-gla-ciale-ou-la-meteo-completement-givree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=4872","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 54 \/ GLA GLA CIALE OU LA METEO COMPLETEMENT GIVREE\u00a0!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_0691.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4875 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_0691-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_0691-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_0691.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span><\/span>On l\u2019avait presque oubli\u00e9 sur le calendrier\u00a0: l\u2019hiver &#8211; qui ne fait d\u00e9sormais plus peur \u00e0 personne &#8211; se met \u00e0 faire grincer les dents, pincer les oreilles et frigorifier les orteils. On pensait (\u00e0 tort) que la quatri\u00e8me saison n\u2019\u00e9tait presque qu\u2019une aimable prolongation de l\u2019automne ou la cinqui\u00e8me colonne du printemps\u2026 Les saisons ne sont plus ce qu\u2019elles \u00e9taient mon bon monsieur\u00a0! Mais o\u00f9 sont donc pass\u00e9es les neiges d\u2019antan\u00a0? Moufle de saperlipopette, voil\u00e0 que le train \u00ab\u00a0Moscou-Paris\u00a0\u00bb (dr\u00f4le d\u2019image ferroviaire\u00a0!) d\u00e9ferle sur les quais en provenance de Sib\u00e9rie, nous dit-on\u2026 Les m\u00e9t\u00e9orologues ont pr\u00e9dis une attaque massive. Une sorte d\u2019Anschluss\u00a0polaire\u00a0! Les ours \u00e9ponymes vont venir nous envahir avec une artillerie de pingouins et de manchots\u00a0! La guerre (froide) est d\u00e9clar\u00e9e. A vos casemates emmitoufl\u00e9es. Ligne Maginot bien chaude\u2026Alerte orange ou rouge, ou plut\u00f4t gla gla ciale. La temp\u00e9rature a du temp\u00e9rament. Oups, on se voyait d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e0 travailler torse nu au jardin, \u00e0 b\u00eacher la terre avec une bouteille bien fra\u00eeche \u00e0 ses c\u00f4t\u00e9s. Glac\u00e9e oui. Le frigo est dehors\u00a0! Et les bourgeons, \u00e9clater en valse de couleurs sur les branches des arbres. L\u2019exub\u00e9rante nature offre une symphonie de verdure et une palette de couleurs. C\u2019est loup\u00e9\/r\u00e2p\u00e9. Les magnolias peuvent pi\u00e9tiner d\u2019impatience sur leurs bancs de touche en compagnie des forsythias\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span><\/span>Le \u00ab\u00a0Moscou-Paris\u00a0\u00bb passe \u00e0 toute berzingue et nous atomise de ses froidures en mode engelures\u2026Nous qui r\u00eavions plut\u00f4t d\u2019un \u00ab\u00a0Paris-Brest\u00a0\u00bb sur la terrasse d\u2019un caf\u00e9\u2026Le thermom\u00e8tre va se mettre \u00e0 parler russe. Diantre, s\u2019il y a bien une boisson pour ne pas se geler, c\u2019est bien la vodka livr\u00e9e\u2026par un Orient Express dont les rails sont fix\u00e9s sur la ouate des nuages\u2026Histoire de jeter un froid sur un \u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e9ride p\u00e9trifi\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><span><\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 @ Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n<p>24 f\u00e9vrier 2018<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On l\u2019avait presque oubli\u00e9 sur le calendrier\u00a0: l\u2019hiver &#8211; qui ne fait d\u00e9sormais plus peur \u00e0 personne &#8211; se met \u00e0 faire grincer les dents, pincer les oreilles et frigorifier les orteils. On pensait (\u00e0 tort) que la quatri\u00e8me saison n\u2019\u00e9tait presque qu\u2019une aimable prolongation de l\u2019automne ou la cinqui\u00e8me colonne du printemps\u2026 Les saisons &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=4872\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 54 \/ GLA GLA CIALE OU LA METEO COMPLETEMENT GIVREE\u00a0!<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1gA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4872"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4877,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions\/4877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}