{"id":6549,"date":"2020-01-03T05:43:19","date_gmt":"2020-01-03T04:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6549"},"modified":"2020-01-03T05:44:36","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T04:44:36","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-83-gueule-de-bois-et-tole-cramee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6549","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE  83\/ GUEULE DE BOIS ET T\u00f4LE CRAMEE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6547\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o-1536x864.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/82203976_10218932679201416_9176098916670636032_o.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>photo de Jean-Philippe Maurer<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>             Comme si cela \u00e9tait devenu in\u00e9vitable&nbsp;? Fatalit\u00e9 du&nbsp;<em>on-ne-peut-rien-y-faire&nbsp;?&nbsp;<\/em>D\u00e9mission des \u00ab&nbsp;autorit\u00e9s&nbsp;\u00bb face \u00e0 l\u2019instauration d\u2019une dictature de la chienlit. Voil\u00e0, que la saint Sylvestre venue, les quartiers et les rues des villes se transforment en grands grills et barbecues g\u00e9ants de t\u00f4les de bagnoles. Les parkings sont couleur noir charbon.&nbsp;<em>Bonne ann\u00e9e&nbsp;!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/em>aux voitures cram\u00e9es et au goudron qui sentent le pneu br\u00fbl\u00e9\u2026Champagne de flammes qui irritent les yeux et fum\u00e9es de rideaux noirs, fa\u00e7on fin du monde. Cotillons du cataclysme. Ca p\u00e9tille en bulles d\u2019absurdit\u00e9. Affligeant spectacle de sc\u00e8nes de gu\u00e9rillas urbaines qui deviennent coutumi\u00e8res. Et ce ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne de violence (gratuite) s\u2019\u00e9tend m\u00eame dans les villes moyennes, voire dans certains villages\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Comment en est-on arriv\u00e9 jusque l\u00e0&nbsp;? Dans l\u2019injure supr\u00eame de l\u2019autre, dans ce crachat inflig\u00e9 \u00e0 nos contemporains, \u00e0 leurs biens \u00e0 quatre roues&nbsp;? Et certains politiques qui parlent \u00ab&nbsp;d\u2019incivilit\u00e9s&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;! Excusez du peu. Comme s\u2019il n\u2019\u00e9tait question que de papier jet\u00e9 sur les trottoirs ou de d\u00e9jections canines\u2026A force d\u2019accepter le d\u00e9sastre, on devient complice de ce chaos. Au pays des borgnes (que l\u2019on d\u00e9passe&nbsp;!), les aveugles deviennent rois\u2026Et comme si cela ne suffisait pas, les pompiers sont caillass\u00e9s, les policiers hu\u00e9s, les conducteurs de bus malmen\u00e9s, les m\u00e9decins et infirmi\u00e8res agress\u00e9s\u2026<em>Au secours, ils sont devenus fous&nbsp;!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La f\u00eate tourne (la t\u00eate tourne) au d\u00e9sastre. Les f\u00eatards du saccage, en sabrant le champagne, se prennent le bouchon dans l\u2019\u0153il&nbsp;! Fus\u00e9e dans l\u2019orbite \u00e0 la fa\u00e7on cin\u00e9ma de Georges M\u00e9li\u00e8s. Vite, appeler une ambulance\u2026Mais, fichtre, les urgentistes ne viennent plus. Ils ne se sentent plus vraiment\u2026d\u2019attaque&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                  2 janvier 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>                                                                                                              @ Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme si cela \u00e9tait devenu in\u00e9vitable&nbsp;? Fatalit\u00e9 du&nbsp;on-ne-peut-rien-y-faire&nbsp;?&nbsp;D\u00e9mission des \u00ab&nbsp;autorit\u00e9s&nbsp;\u00bb face \u00e0 l\u2019instauration d\u2019une dictature de la chienlit. Voil\u00e0, que la saint Sylvestre venue, les quartiers et les rues des villes se transforment en grands grills et barbecues g\u00e9ants de t\u00f4les de bagnoles. Les parkings sont couleur noir charbon.&nbsp;Bonne ann\u00e9e&nbsp;!&#8230;&nbsp;aux voitures cram\u00e9es et au goudron &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6549\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE  83\/ GUEULE DE BOIS ET T\u00f4LE CRAMEE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1HD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6549"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6553,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6549\/revisions\/6553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}