{"id":6752,"date":"2020-03-05T08:17:06","date_gmt":"2020-03-05T07:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6752"},"modified":"2020-03-25T10:52:28","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T09:52:28","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-88-le-corona-merdicus-virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6752","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 88  \/ LE CORONA MERDICUS VIRUS."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Thermometre_a_mercure.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6751\" width=\"318\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Thermometre_a_mercure.jpg 393w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Thermometre_a_mercure-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;       Et tout d\u2019un coup, comme une train\u00e9e de poudre, venue de Chine, un machin bidule viral nomm\u00e9&nbsp;<em>corona virus (<\/em>dont le nom proviendrait de la couronne qu\u2019ont les prot\u00e9ines qui les entourent) vient jeter l\u2019effroi dans les chaumi\u00e8res qui se mettent \u00e0 toussoter. C\u2019est le branle-(tr\u00e8s)bas-de-combat, voil\u00e0 la peste noire du Moyen-Age qui ressort du permafrost des terres de l\u2019antarctique, le ch\u00e2timent divin qui nous tombe sur le r\u00e2ble, l\u2019apocalypse et la troisi\u00e8me guerre mondiale qui se d\u00e9clarent, sous forme d\u2019une armada de bact\u00e9ries microscopiques&nbsp;! Et patatras, personne n\u2019ose plus sortir de chez lui. On sort la bouche b\u00e2illonn\u00e9e, prot\u00e9g\u00e9e comme si on participait \u00e0 une cavalcade m\u00e9dicale en blouse blanche. L\u2019impolitesse vous fait grimper la temp\u00e9rature car le quidam ne serre plus les pinces aux amis qu\u2019il croise, principe de pr\u00e9caution&nbsp;! Plus de bisous. Nos l\u00e8vres portent le deuil de quelques joues. Les gens ne se disent plus bonjour, histoire d\u2019\u00e9viter les postillons&nbsp;! On ne veut pas terminer en clinique avec un goutte \u00e0 goutte qui vous pend au nez\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tant qu\u2019\u00e0 faire&nbsp;! Les rendez-vous et manifestations sont annul\u00e9s. Les rues se trouvent d\u00e9sert\u00e9es.&nbsp;&nbsp;La loi martiale du st\u00e9thoscope r\u00e8gne, comme un bruit de bottes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le&nbsp;<em>Corona merdicus virus&nbsp;<\/em>chasse l\u2019humanit\u00e9 et ses bestioles humaines. Dans les cimeti\u00e8res, les morts se tordent de rire et font grincer leurs vieux os. V\u2019l\u00e0 que les vivants se terrent&nbsp;! Ils arr\u00eatent de respirer, trop peur de l\u2019infection pulmonaire.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Un seul \u00eatre qui tousse est tout est d\u00e9peupl\u00e9<\/em>&nbsp;aurait d\u00e9clar\u00e9 un Lamartine, \u00e9crivant masqu\u00e9&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sa plume ou plut\u00f4t son stylo ayant toussot\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                 copyright Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                             5 mars 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Et tout d\u2019un coup, comme une train\u00e9e de poudre, venue de Chine, un machin bidule viral nomm\u00e9&nbsp;corona virus (dont le nom proviendrait de la couronne qu\u2019ont les prot\u00e9ines qui les entourent) vient jeter l\u2019effroi dans les chaumi\u00e8res qui se mettent \u00e0 toussoter. C\u2019est le branle-(tr\u00e8s)bas-de-combat, voil\u00e0 la peste noire du Moyen-Age qui ressort du &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6752\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 88  \/ LE CORONA MERDICUS VIRUS.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1KU","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6752"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6815,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6752\/revisions\/6815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}