{"id":6786,"date":"2020-03-20T06:21:39","date_gmt":"2020-03-20T05:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6786"},"modified":"2020-03-25T10:40:09","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T09:40:09","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-91-cherche-figurants-pour-film-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6786","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 91 \/ CHERCHE FIGURANTS POUR FILM CATASTROPHE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"686\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1-1024x686.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6787\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1-1024x686.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1-300x201.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1-768x514.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1-1536x1028.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/0000006-copie-1.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>le virus fait son cin\u00e9ma mais c&rsquo;n&rsquo;est pas du cin\u00e9ma ! (photo de @ N\u00e9morin, alias Erik Vacquier)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>                  Hallucinant sc\u00e9nario, de jour en jour, un ch\u00e2teau de cartes s\u2019\u00e9croule devant nous. La faute \u00e0 qui&nbsp;? Au domaine de l\u2019infiniment petit, du&nbsp;<em>microm\u00e9ga&nbsp;<\/em>comme aurait \u00e9crit si bien Voltaire, d\u2019un virus le&nbsp;<em>corona (<\/em>la \u00ab&nbsp;couronne&nbsp;\u00bb mortuaire&nbsp;?) qui vient faire vaciller le monde entier et nous plonge dans un indescriptible chaos qui commence- doucement \u2013 \u00e0 dire son nom\u2026&nbsp;? Et ce quatri\u00e8me jour de confinement \u00e0 la maison, comme un arri\u00e8re-go\u00fbt d\u2019amertume dans la bouche. Une troisi\u00e8me guerre mondiale sans explosion, sans d\u00e9flagration atomique\u2026sauf qu\u2019un minus de virus a mis, sens dessus, sens dessous, les organismes humains&nbsp;! Les rues sont vides. Tout est d\u00e9sert\u00e9, d\u00e9vast\u00e9\u2026La pand\u00e9mie \u00e9branle d\u00e9j\u00e0 un monde vacillant qui n\u2019en croit pas ses thermom\u00e8tres&nbsp;! Les \u00eatres humains sont donc bien devenus fous&nbsp;! A piller les magasins et emmagasiner des tonnes de papier hygi\u00e9nique&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nous voil\u00e0 plong\u00e9s dans un d\u00e9cor\/ travelling de cin\u00e9ma sauf que\u2026Messieurs\/dames, on cherche des figurants pour un film catastrophe. Vite, d\u00e9p\u00eachez-vous d\u2019envoyer votre CV (costaud virus!) sans tarder&nbsp;! Le directeur de production recrute&nbsp;! Film apocalypse dont la sortie \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cran est imm\u00e9diate, quasi en temps r\u00e9el, serait-on tent\u00e9 de dire\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Non, Messieurs\/dames, vous ne r\u00eavez pas et n\u2019\u00eates plus simples spectateurs mais bien acteurs&nbsp;!&nbsp;&nbsp;Silence, on tourne et restez \u00e0 plus d\u2019un m\u00e8tre, en version sous titr\u00e9e et masqu\u00e9s, de pr\u00e9f\u00e9rence&nbsp;! Confin\u00e9s dans un film d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment bien trop noir\u2026Pourvu que le mot&nbsp;<em>fin&nbsp;<\/em>ne vienne pas s\u2019inscrire&nbsp;trop vite sur nos \u00e9crans&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                  copyright Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                  20 mars 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hallucinant sc\u00e9nario, de jour en jour, un ch\u00e2teau de cartes s\u2019\u00e9croule devant nous. La faute \u00e0 qui&nbsp;? Au domaine de l\u2019infiniment petit, du&nbsp;microm\u00e9ga&nbsp;comme aurait \u00e9crit si bien Voltaire, d\u2019un virus le&nbsp;corona (la \u00ab&nbsp;couronne&nbsp;\u00bb mortuaire&nbsp;?) qui vient faire vaciller le monde entier et nous plonge dans un indescriptible chaos qui commence- doucement \u2013 \u00e0 dire son &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6786\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 91 \/ CHERCHE FIGURANTS POUR FILM CATASTROPHE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1Ls","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6786"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6812,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions\/6812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}