{"id":6795,"date":"2020-03-22T11:54:04","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T10:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6795"},"modified":"2020-03-25T10:37:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T09:37:54","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-91-assignes-a-residence-ou-la-sombre-victoire-du-sedentaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6795","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 92 \/ ASSIGNES A RESIDENCE OU LA (SOMBRE) VICTOIRE DU SEDENTAIRE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"981\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-1-981x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6796\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-1-981x1024.jpg 981w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-1-287x300.jpg 287w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-1-768x801.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/unnamed-1.jpg 1124w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 981px) 100vw, 981px\" \/><figcaption>@ photo de N\u00e9morin, alias Erik Vacquier<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>                  Situation in\u00e9dite, extra-ordinaire comme dans un film catastrophe, sauf que\u2026Nous voil\u00e0 assign\u00e9s \u00e0 r\u00e9sidence, domicili\u00e9 chez nous, confin\u00e9s et r\u00e9duits \u00e0 un huis-clos o\u00f9 tous les \u00e9v\u00e9nements, rendez-vous, manifestations, rencontres, visites\u2026se retrouvent en mode annulations et report\u00e9es aux calendes\u2026 grecques&nbsp;! Il ne se passe par une journ\u00e9e sans que l\u2019actualit\u00e9 nous \u00e9touffe de ses oxydantes et anxiog\u00e8nes nouvelles. Et ce chiffre effroyable des d\u00e9c\u00e8s en Italie\u2026Comme une guerre qui ne dit pas son nom, un conflit dans l\u2019infinit\u00e9simal du monde microbien. Et pourtant, le printemps est l\u00e0, trompeur \u00e0 souhait pour nous inviter \u00e0 faire la fiesta, \u00e0 sortir et aller donner de grandes bourrades sur les \u00e9paules des amis et des passants&nbsp;! Que nenni, le virus vous mordra illico presto&nbsp;! Et vous fera tousser, la mort dans l\u2019\u00e2me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Confiner, le&nbsp;<em>Petit Robert&nbsp;<\/em>nous le pr\u00e9cise bien&nbsp;:<em>Toucher aux confins, aux&nbsp;limites d\u2019un pays\u2026<\/em>Nous voil\u00e0 donc chez nous,&nbsp;dans notre territoire sacr\u00e9, dans l\u2019herbe folle du jardin ou sur le tapis persan (super, une \u00e9vocation au voyage&nbsp;!) ou le cuir \u00ab&nbsp;vachement&nbsp;\u00bb confortable du salon en mode pause (qui dure). Voil\u00e0 que nous sommes invit\u00e9s \u00e0 rester sagement derri\u00e8re notre paillasson. Barbel\u00e9s \u00e0 ras du sol de la fronti\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voici venu le temps b\u00e9ni pour les s\u00e9dentaires inv\u00e9t\u00e9r\u00e9s. Plus besoin de  justifier son refus lorsqu\u2019on leur propose un voyage&nbsp;!&nbsp;<em>Chez moi c\u2019est un pays buissonnier, confins dont je ne connais pas encore toutes les routes et sentes\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le monde est \u00e0 notre porte. Il suffit simplement de l\u2019ouvrir de l\u2019int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                  copyright Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                     22 mars 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Situation in\u00e9dite, extra-ordinaire comme dans un film catastrophe, sauf que\u2026Nous voil\u00e0 assign\u00e9s \u00e0 r\u00e9sidence, domicili\u00e9 chez nous, confin\u00e9s et r\u00e9duits \u00e0 un huis-clos o\u00f9 tous les \u00e9v\u00e9nements, rendez-vous, manifestations, rencontres, visites\u2026se retrouvent en mode annulations et report\u00e9es aux calendes\u2026 grecques&nbsp;! Il ne se passe par une journ\u00e9e sans que l\u2019actualit\u00e9 nous \u00e9touffe de ses oxydantes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6795\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 92 \/ ASSIGNES A RESIDENCE OU LA (SOMBRE) VICTOIRE DU SEDENTAIRE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1LB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6795"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6811,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6795\/revisions\/6811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}