{"id":6845,"date":"2020-04-01T07:21:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T06:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6845"},"modified":"2020-04-01T07:21:03","modified_gmt":"2020-04-01T06:21:03","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-94-un-mois-davril-en-queue-de-poisson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6845","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 94 \/ UN MOIS D\u2019AVRIL EN QUEUE DE POISSON\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3961-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6846\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3961-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3961-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3961-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_3961.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Tristounet 1er avril ou une f\u00eate en queue de poisson&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>            En ce premier jour d\u2019avril, propice aux blagues et aux (d\u00e9lirantes) fake news, le c\u0153ur n\u2019est pas \u00e0 la gaudriole et au calembour. De jour en jour, la plan\u00e8te se retrouve dans la d\u00e9vastation et la stupeur face \u00e0 ce virus qui s\u00e8me l\u2019effroi et la mort, au fil des pays. Le ch\u00e2teau de cartes s\u2019effondre \u00e0 vue d\u2019\u0153il. Passe-murailles et passe-fronti\u00e8res, le monde microbien du minuscule vient mettre l\u2019omnipotent roi de la cr\u00e9ation, genoux au sol\u2026Triste poisson d\u2019avril, comme une ar\u00eate fich\u00e9e dans le gosier du bip\u00e8de mastodonte qui semble d\u00e9pit\u00e9 et (totalement) d\u00e9pass\u00e9 par les \u00e9v\u00e9nements. Film catastrophe et apocalyptique dont le sc\u00e9nario semble se r\u00e9diger sous nos yeux globuleux de poisson rouge. Une sorte de fin du monde ou plut\u00f4t, celle d\u2019un monde\u2026Il semble qu\u2019il n\u2019y ait pas une personne de son entourage, de ses connaissances qui n\u2019\u00e9chappent \u00e0 ce tsunami faisant tousser la plan\u00e8te, comme si l\u2019air \u00e9tait irr\u00e9m\u00e9diablement pollu\u00e9 par cette peste qui nous viendrait d\u2019un march\u00e9 chinois\u00a0? Et voil\u00e0 que les ancestrales peurs ressurgissent, le Moyen-Age et son cort\u00e8ge de charrois naus\u00e9abonds. Et pourtant, ne nous trouvons-nous dans ce si\u00e8cle, num\u00e9ro vingt et un, si imbu de sa fine technologie, de l\u2019orf\u00e8vrerie (fi\u00e8vre\u00a0?) de son multim\u00e9dia,\u00a0\u00a0et de sa science si affin\u00e9e ou plut\u00f4t raffin\u00e9e\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Path\u00e9tique 1<sup>er<\/sup>avril, un virus vicieux coll\u00e9 dans les alv\u00e9oles des poumons ou ailleurs, \u00e0 la place d\u2019un sympathique poisson dans le dos.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On voudrait avoir la force d\u2019en rire, sinon d\u2019en sourire, mais quelques larmes sal\u00e9es, en version oc\u00e9ane, nous \u00e9chappent. Cette mer va-t-elle devenir \u00e0 l\u2019image de celle d\u2019Aral ou \u00e0 la fa\u00e7on de la Mer Noire&nbsp;? L\u2019actualit\u00e9 nous a flingu\u00e9 les zygomatiques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avril ne se d\u00e9couvrira pas d\u2019un fil(et) de p\u00eache\u2026plant\u00e9 dans le dos d\u2019un chalutier. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, les sir\u00e8nes contemporaines se r\u00e9v\u00e8lent \u00eatre bien malicieuses\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                         \u00a0Copyright Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                        1<sup>er<\/sup>avril 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En ce premier jour d\u2019avril, propice aux blagues et aux (d\u00e9lirantes) fake news, le c\u0153ur n\u2019est pas \u00e0 la gaudriole et au calembour. De jour en jour, la plan\u00e8te se retrouve dans la d\u00e9vastation et la stupeur face \u00e0 ce virus qui s\u00e8me l\u2019effroi et la mort, au fil des pays. Le ch\u00e2teau de cartes &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6845\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 94 \/ UN MOIS D\u2019AVRIL EN QUEUE DE POISSON\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1Mp","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6847,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6845\/revisions\/6847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}