﻿{"id":6863,"date":"2020-04-11T04:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T03:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6863"},"modified":"2020-04-10T07:06:35","modified_gmt":"2020-04-10T06:06:35","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-95-mon-val-si-dajol-ou-lecrit-les-cris-dun-confine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6863","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE  95 \/ MON VAL SI D\u2019AJOL OU L\u2019ECRIT\/ LES CRIS D\u2019UN CONFIN\u00e9\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6865\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/IMG_7192-1-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>              Ah que j\u2019aurais voulu me retrouver confin\u00e9 dans une boucherie du Val d\u2019Ajol, celle par exemple d\u2019Arnaud Daval,\u00a0\u00a0entour\u00e9 de quelques savoureuses andouilles suspendues \u00e0 leurs crochets, comme des dieux lares me prot\u00e9geant du m\u00e9chant corona-merdicus-virus\u00a0! Mon Val si d\u2019Ajol, je suis en manque de toi. J\u2019aimerais tant admirer le clocher de ta si belle \u00e9glise du bas du pittoresque parvis, \u00e9couter le concerto de la Combeaut\u00e9 m\u2019offrir ses sonates d\u2019eau vive en algues majeures, observer ses palettes de couleurs vertes qu\u2019offrent les montagnes environnantes, avec en point de mire la\u00a0<em>Feuill\u00e9e Nouvelle\/Corcovado<\/em> du Rio ajolais o\u00f9 je per\u00e7ois le doux son d\u2019une \u00e9pinette tel le chant d\u2019un colibri. Sublime m\u00e9lodie qui vient r\u00e9chauffer mon c\u0153ur de ses divines notes de cordes enchant\u00e9es.\u00a0\u00a0Est-ce\u00a0<em>La valse de l\u2019Empereur<\/em>\u00a0? Et vous,\u00a0\u00a0amis, Ajolais qui fleurissaient mon \u00e2me de votre bonne humeur et de votre chaleur, votre sourire est comme la signature appos\u00e9e sur le bas d\u2019une \u0153uvre.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai h\u00e2te de venir d\u00e9dicacer mon livre, chant d\u2019amour, sur le Val d\u2019Ajol&nbsp;<em>chez Narcisse&nbsp;<\/em>pour une \u00e9picurienne ivresse en comptoir de bar.&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Il n\u2019y a rien qui ne Val\u2026d\u2019Ajol&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/em>stopp\u00e9 in-extremis par ce stupide et pervers virus. Amis, ce n\u2019est que partie remise&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et m\u00eame si je surgis masqu\u00e9, comme un Zorro avec le collier de la confr\u00e9rie pendu telle une saucisse \u00e0 mon cou, je viendrai signer mon livre \u00e0 la pointe de mon \u00e9p\u00e9e\/stylo&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une plume en f\u00eate \u00e0 la place d\u2019un thermom\u00e8tre&#8230;Histoire de vous rappeler qu\u2019on ne gu\u00e9rit jamais de son amour du Val d\u2019Ajol&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                               Copyright\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0               10 avril 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>N&rsquo;h\u00e9sitez pas \u00e0 me contacter pour le commander, en cette p\u00e9riode de \u00ab\u00a0confinement\u00a0\u00bb, vous le recevrez ainsi directement chez vous, dans votre bo\u00eete \u00e0 lettre, (22 Euros, port compris).<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah que j\u2019aurais voulu me retrouver confin\u00e9 dans une boucherie du Val d\u2019Ajol, celle par exemple d\u2019Arnaud Daval,\u00a0\u00a0entour\u00e9 de quelques savoureuses andouilles suspendues \u00e0 leurs crochets, comme des dieux lares me prot\u00e9geant du m\u00e9chant corona-merdicus-virus\u00a0! Mon Val si d\u2019Ajol, je suis en manque de toi. J\u2019aimerais tant admirer le clocher de ta si belle \u00e9glise &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6863\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE  95 \/ MON VAL SI D\u2019AJOL OU L\u2019ECRIT\/ LES CRIS D\u2019UN CONFIN\u00e9\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1MH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6863"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6867,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863\/revisions\/6867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}