{"id":6929,"date":"2020-05-04T05:59:25","date_gmt":"2020-05-04T04:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6929"},"modified":"2020-05-04T05:59:25","modified_gmt":"2020-05-04T04:59:25","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-101-de-masques-a-rade-en-mascarade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6929","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 101 \/ DE MASQUES A RADE EN MASCARADE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-1024x769.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6930\" width=\"374\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-1024x769.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-768x577.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-1536x1154.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7396-2048x1539.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Et, pan&nbsp;! d\u00e9mie\u2026oblige, nous voil\u00e0 masqu\u00e9s\/sap\u00e9s (m\u2019enfin presque\u2026) comme des princes de carnaval. Mais, que nenni, il n\u2019y a pas de loups ou des Pierrot\/Colombine v\u00e9nitiens&nbsp;! Ici pas de gondoles non plus, ni de vaporettos, de confettis, serpentins et tutti quanti&nbsp;! Nous avons affaire \u00e0 des masques de protection sanitaire car le coronavirus avec son d\u00e9guisement\/cagoule \u00e0 t\u00eate de mort nous guette, embusqu\u00e9 dans les tr\u00e9fonds du monde de l\u2019infinit\u00e9simal microbien. Il nous guette avec perversit\u00e9 dans les bas-fonds de l\u2019invisible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors, voil\u00e0 t\u2019y pas que nous nous affublons de ces curieux attributs, appendices en tissus, color\u00e9s, fantaisistes pour certains, d\u2019autres sont plus classico-classiques, mani\u00e8re de protection chirurgicale avec trois couches de polypropyl\u00e8ne ou des bidules pour la bricole de chez Castorama ou Leroy Merlin, genre travaux du dimanche. Chacun y allant de son ing\u00e9niosit\u00e9\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1-1024x770.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6932\" width=\"344\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1-1024x770.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1-768x577.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1-1536x1154.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_7300-1.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Devant une surprenante et improbable p\u00e9nurie, il aura fallu s\u2019en remettre \u00e0 l\u2019inventivit\u00e9 de tout un chacun et \u00e0 sa verve cr\u00e9atrice. Les maisons et appartements des particuliers devenant des ateliers de couture. Les petites mains ont fabriqu\u00e9 des gants, voire des fourreaux pour les visages. Incroyable et surr\u00e9aliste situation\u00a0! Dans le genre\u00a0<em>Aide-toi (d\u00e9merde-toi) et le ciel t\u2019aidera\u00a0!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> C\u2019est un peu comme si en plein carnaval, chacun avan\u00e7ait \u00e0 visage d\u00e9couvert, sauf la grimace gargouille du sale minois du corona mordicus virus\u00a0! Il vous crache \u00e0 la figure ses microbiennes invectives. Les pharmaciens et\u00a0\u00a0disciples d\u2019Esculape appr\u00e9cieront notre extr\u00eame l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9 &amp; autre dilettantisme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Je tousse du bois&nbsp;! J\u2019ai eu de la chance de ne pas tomber malade&nbsp;! car j\u2019avais le nez et la bouche ouverts \u00e0 tout vent ou plut\u00f4t \u00e0 tout postillon&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une fois le carnaval pass\u00e9, il reste un char \u00e0 encore d\u00e9filer \u2013pas marrant du tout \u2013 qu\u2019on appelle corbillard. D\u00e9nomm\u00e9 prosa\u00efquement voiture-balai en mode&nbsp;<em>Tour de France\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et une fois entr\u00e9 dans son officine ambulante, il vous faudra rendre votre dossard&nbsp;: je voulais dire votre masque\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                            Copyright\u00a0: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                               4 mai 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Et, pan&nbsp;! d\u00e9mie\u2026oblige, nous voil\u00e0 masqu\u00e9s\/sap\u00e9s (m\u2019enfin presque\u2026) comme des princes de carnaval. Mais, que nenni, il n\u2019y a pas de loups ou des Pierrot\/Colombine v\u00e9nitiens&nbsp;! Ici pas de gondoles non plus, ni de vaporettos, de confettis, serpentins et tutti quanti&nbsp;! Nous avons affaire \u00e0 des masques de protection sanitaire car le coronavirus avec son &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6929\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 101 \/ DE MASQUES A RADE EN MASCARADE<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1NL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6929"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6935,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929\/revisions\/6935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}