﻿{"id":6949,"date":"2020-05-10T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-10T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6949"},"modified":"2020-05-10T13:42:04","modified_gmt":"2020-05-10T12:42:04","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-103-en-mai-fait-enfin-ce-quil-te-plait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6949","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 103 \/ EN MAI, FAIS (enfin !) CE QU\u2019IL TE PLAIT !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6950\" width=\"440\" height=\"587\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_1853-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;        On nous promet un grand charivari, tohu-bohu \u00ab&nbsp;branquignolesque&nbsp;\u00bb, apr\u00e8s 55 jours de confinement, assignation \u00e0 r\u00e9sidence\/domicile dans nos maisons et appartements, \u00e0 ne d\u00e9passer le paillasson, dieu lare du&nbsp;<em>\u00ab&nbsp;doux sweet home&nbsp;\u00bb,&nbsp;<\/em>munis de notre laisser-moi-passer, atteste-station, voil\u00e0 que les vannes vont s\u2019ouvrir, en ce jour de mai, num\u00e9ro 11. Date qui restera grav\u00e9e dans l\u2019historiette de la R\u00e9publique&nbsp;? On nous pr\u00e9dit une d\u00e9ferlante&nbsp;; immense vague d\u2019une agitation forcen\u00e9e et d\u2019un d\u00e9sir de rencontres effr\u00e9n\u00e9es, de rendez-vous, d\u2019escapades, une soif \u00e0 faire cramer vos pompes \u00e0 marcher \u00e0 n\u2019en plus finir. Semelles vagabondes. Envie de baguenauder sans but et de dire bonjour \u00e0 chaque inconnu crois\u00e9. Boulimie du partir pour ceux qui furent r\u00e9duits \u00e0 la s\u00e9dentarisation forc\u00e9e. Est-ce que le quidam sortira masqu\u00e9&nbsp;? Avec un paquet de p.q. en bandouli\u00e8re, au cas (caca) ou&nbsp;? Dot\u00e9 d\u2019une savonnette pour se prot\u00e9ger des imprudentes poign\u00e9es de main&nbsp;? Un nouveau monde va t\u2019il enfin voir le jour&nbsp;? Ou bien, ce sera encore et toujours kif-kif bourricot, file et queue dans les super march\u00e9s et impressionnantes processions, ru\u00e9es vers les Mac Do&nbsp;?&nbsp;<em>Time is changing&nbsp;?&nbsp;<\/em>Chantait-on jadis\u2026Et on recommencera \u00e0 souiller la plan\u00e8te en attendant la prochaine pand\u00e9mie&nbsp;? La razzia des moustiques-tigres, venus aussi d\u2019Asie et que sais-je encore&nbsp;? Dans la panoplie de nos peurs et des menaces, y\u2019a des stocks engrang\u00e9s pour des d\u00e9cennies&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai, que se passe t-il donc dehors&nbsp;? Ce monde fou qui d\u00e9ferle&nbsp;? C\u2019est la grande braderie&nbsp;? Les soldes \u00e0 l\u2019emporte pi\u00e8ce&nbsp;? (Tiroir-caisse) A s\u2019inventer un nouveau dicton&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Plus personne au balcon, mai aux tisons&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/em>Fi\u00e8vre de s\u2019en aller \u00e0&nbsp;<em>l\u2019Avventura<\/em>, comme le fredonnaient&nbsp;<em>Stone et Charden<\/em>&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et si on s\u2019inventait de nouvelles fraternit\u00e9s, des envies de tendresse et d\u2019amour&nbsp;? Des jours sans fin de \u00ab&nbsp;bienveillance, un mot tr\u00e8s \u00ab&nbsp;tendance&nbsp;\u00bb\u2026 Insupportable pour le virus humain de la rentabilit\u00e9 et du business tout azimut&nbsp;? Le capitalisme \u00e0 tout crin (atout craint&nbsp;?) enfin \u00e9radiqu\u00e9&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voil\u00e0 une occasion propice de changer le monde, car en mai, faut faire ce qu\u2019il te pla\u00eet&nbsp;! Alors, sous les pav\u00e9s, la plage&nbsp;? Ou simplement les caniveaux, les \u00e9gouts, les catacombes ou le m\u00e9tro&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais, r\u00e9chauffement climatique oblige, notre idyllique \u00eele s\u2019est retrouv\u00e9e inond\u00e9e. Notre&nbsp;<em>\u00e2ne atoll&nbsp;<\/em>comme on l\u2019avait si tendrement baptis\u00e9\u2026a pris l\u2019eau comme nos r\u00eaves de libert\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ces inaccessibles confins des lendemains meilleurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                     Copyright&nbsp;: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                11 mai 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; On nous promet un grand charivari, tohu-bohu \u00ab&nbsp;branquignolesque&nbsp;\u00bb, apr\u00e8s 55 jours de confinement, assignation \u00e0 r\u00e9sidence\/domicile dans nos maisons et appartements, \u00e0 ne d\u00e9passer le paillasson, dieu lare du&nbsp;\u00ab&nbsp;doux sweet home&nbsp;\u00bb,&nbsp;munis de notre laisser-moi-passer, atteste-station, voil\u00e0 que les vannes vont s\u2019ouvrir, en ce jour de mai, num\u00e9ro 11. Date qui restera grav\u00e9e dans l\u2019historiette &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6949\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 103 \/ EN MAI, FAIS (enfin !) CE QU\u2019IL TE PLAIT !<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1O5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6949"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6955,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6949\/revisions\/6955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}