{"id":6968,"date":"2020-05-15T07:21:22","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T06:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6968"},"modified":"2020-05-15T07:21:22","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T06:21:22","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-106-le-temps-du-velo-ou-la-chambre-prend-lair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6968","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 106  \/ LE TEMPS DU VELO OU LA CHAMBRE PREND L\u2019AIR !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6969\" width=\"425\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3789-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0On l\u2019a constat\u00e9 durant ces semaines de \u00ab\u00a0confinement\u00a0\u00bb, jamais le ciel  ne fut aussi d\u00e9gag\u00e9, les autoroutes muettes ont rendu l\u2019oxyg\u00e8ne doux comme\u2026l\u2019air\u00a0! La nature ayant repris ses droits sur l\u2019omnipotent roi de la cr\u00e9ation, pollueur en s\u00e9rie, prince du r\u00e9chauffement dit climatique. Dehors, on n\u2019arr\u00eatait plus d\u2019entendre le concerto m\u00e9lodieux en fl\u00fbtes \u00e0 bec des oiseaux\u00a0! Bref, l\u2019hurluberlu qui a mis le monde sens dessus, sens dessous\u00a0s\u2019est retrouv\u00e9 entre quatre murs \u00ab\u00a0encag\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb\u2026pour le plus grand bien de l\u2019humanit\u00e9. Qui l\u2019eut cru\u00a0?\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et dans ce marasme ambiant, on a red\u00e9couvert les bienfaits de celle qu\u2019on appelle&nbsp;<em>la Petite Reine,&nbsp;<\/em>autrement dit la bicyclette qui pourrait (mais on le savait d\u00e9j\u00e0&nbsp;!) \u00eatre la solution \u00e0 tous nos maux&nbsp;! Transport \u00e9cologique, sport et sant\u00e9, rencontres humaines et sens de la d\u00e9couverte, en mode \u00ab&nbsp;lecture du paysage&nbsp;\u00bb comme on dit, et donc acteur et non plus spectateur furax, fich\u00e9 dans l\u2019habitacle de sa bagnole \u00e0 insulter tout le monde et faire des doigts d\u2019honneur \u00e0 son contemporain. La plan\u00e8te sera plus belle (et pas poubelle&nbsp;!) en chambre \u00e0 air&nbsp;! On le savait. Maintenant, on en a d\u00e9finitivement la confirmation. Mieux vaut couler quelques minces bandes de goudron, dans le paysage, qu\u2019on appelle des pistes cyclables, que de grands et larges tapis qui balaient, malaxent et \u00e9crabouillent arbres et champs sous son mascara noir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u2019\u00eatre humain devenant un\u00a0<em>erectus bicyclotus<\/em>. Assis sur sa selle, il ne sera plus un simple\u00a0<em>erectus<\/em> en mode debout ou plut\u00f4t garde-boue\u2026mais, de mani\u00e8re assise comme le bon vieux Saint-Fran\u00e7ois\u00a0! Tiens, justement, celui qui parlait aux oiseaux\u2026 Le v\u00e9lo comme on l\u2019aime, c\u2019est \u00e0 dire l\u2019anagramme de love\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oui, voici venu le temps de la&nbsp;<em>v\u00e9lorution.&nbsp;<\/em>Le monde sera plus beau et bon en chambre \u00e0 air. La plan\u00e8te gonfl\u00e9e \u00e0 bloc comme un pneu qui aurait pris un bon coup de pompe ou plut\u00f4t de bar&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                              Copyright\u00a0: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                         15 mai 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0On l\u2019a constat\u00e9 durant ces semaines de \u00ab\u00a0confinement\u00a0\u00bb, jamais le ciel ne fut aussi d\u00e9gag\u00e9, les autoroutes muettes ont rendu l\u2019oxyg\u00e8ne doux comme\u2026l\u2019air\u00a0! La nature ayant repris ses droits sur l\u2019omnipotent roi de la cr\u00e9ation, pollueur en s\u00e9rie, prince du r\u00e9chauffement dit climatique. Dehors, on n\u2019arr\u00eatait plus d\u2019entendre le concerto m\u00e9lodieux en fl\u00fbtes \u00e0 bec &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=6968\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 106  \/ LE TEMPS DU VELO OU LA CHAMBRE PREND L\u2019AIR !<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1Oo","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6970,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6968\/revisions\/6970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}