{"id":7111,"date":"2020-07-20T07:25:18","date_gmt":"2020-07-20T06:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7111"},"modified":"2020-07-20T07:25:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-20T06:25:18","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-119-val-dajol-sinvite-dans-mon-jardin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7111","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 119 \/ VAL D\u2019AJOL S\u2019INVITE DANS MON JARDIN\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7112\" width=\"378\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_4550-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0       J\u2019ai r\u00eav\u00e9 d\u2019entendre couler la Combeaut\u00e9, et ses m\u00e9andres sauvageons, au fin fond de mon jardin sis en Alsace. Son bruissement, son gargouillis et ses algues sont tels des cheveux et autres crini\u00e8res qui filent au vent du courant. Quelques truites vagabondes jouent les andouilles \u00e0 nageoires et \u00e0 branchies lard\u00e9es. Illusion acoustique en mode ajolaise. J\u2019\u00e9coute le carillon de la belle \u00e9glise de Notre Dame, faire des vocalises au son de l\u2019\u00e9pinette avec ses cloches, coiff\u00e9es de leur chapeau breton octogonal. Pl\u00e9nitude de l\u2019instant. Bonheur de l\u2019\u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re qui \u00e9gr\u00e8ne son goutte \u00e0 goutte dans la conque d\u2019une vielle fontaine de pierre moussue. Dieu doit \u00eatre natif de ce coin des Vosges M\u00e9ridionales. Sinon, je ne m\u2019explique pas ce miracle\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le Val d\u2019Ajol vient me titiller au c\u0153ur de mon jardin. Au loin, j\u2019aper\u00e7ois la Feuill\u00e9e Doroth\u00e9e \u00e0 la place de la butte de la voie ferr\u00e9e et des lamentos des trains et wagonnets qui filent \u00e0 toute berzingue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pire, je vois le tortillard d\u2019une vache traverser l\u2019all\u00e9e de mon jardin potager, devant le regard m\u00e9dus\u00e9 des chats et autres m\u00e9sanges de passage. Mes courgettes et mes haricots n\u2019en croient pas leurs mirettes v\u00e9g\u00e9tales\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diantre, que fait donc ici, cette reine des pr\u00e9s et autres ballerines des champs&nbsp;? Meuh, je n\u2019y crois pas\u2026 Mes voisins, dans le lotissement, regardent ce tableau bucolique et champ\u00eatre, m\u00e9dus\u00e9s, voire interloqu\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le Val d\u2019Ajol s\u2019invite chez moi.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cinq mois sans&nbsp;&nbsp;s\u2019\u00eatre all\u00e9 l\u00e0-bas, et voici le r\u00e9sultat&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les voyages viennent d\u2019eux-m\u00eames, faire un pied de nez \u00e0 votre paillasson o\u00f9 il est imprim\u00e9, \u00e0 hauteur de semelles&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Bienvenue dans les Vosges&nbsp;!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                               Copyright\u00a0: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                           20 juillet 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Photo avec la complicit\u00e9 graphique de Tyfaine et Valentine Guillo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 J\u2019ai r\u00eav\u00e9 d\u2019entendre couler la Combeaut\u00e9, et ses m\u00e9andres sauvageons, au fin fond de mon jardin sis en Alsace. Son bruissement, son gargouillis et ses algues sont tels des cheveux et autres crini\u00e8res qui filent au vent du courant. Quelques truites vagabondes jouent les andouilles \u00e0 nageoires et \u00e0 branchies lard\u00e9es. Illusion acoustique en &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7111\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 119 \/ VAL D\u2019AJOL S\u2019INVITE DANS MON JARDIN\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1QH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7111"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7115,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7111\/revisions\/7115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}