{"id":7377,"date":"2020-10-18T07:15:07","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T06:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7377"},"modified":"2020-10-18T07:15:07","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T06:15:07","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-130-resto-en-tete-a-tete-et-en-mode-masques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7377","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 130\/ RESTO EN TETE A TETE ET EN MODE MASQUES."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_8578.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7378\" width=\"431\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_8578.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_8578-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>             T\u00eate \u00e0 t\u00eate en amoureux et en version resto. La mode\u00a0<em>coronavirusienne<\/em> nous emporte dans une Venise de l\u2019absurde \u00e0 porter nos loups, ou plut\u00f4t nos masques\u2026C\u2019est ainsi le temps de la sainte protection, des panneaux de plexiglass pour contrer l\u2019app\u00e9tit du m\u00e9chant virus. Entre les plats, on se d\u00e9shabille le visage pour enfin se d\u00e9voiler la face. Que \u00e7a fait du bien, ces instants d\u2019intimit\u00e9 \u00e0 se regarder sans avoir \u00e0 se contenter de la lecture de nos iris\u00a0! Les temps sont d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9vitement, \u00e0 la distanciation, aux incommensurables gestes barri\u00e8res et aux rasades de mixture hydro alcoolique sur les mains comme les ablutions des ancestraux gestes bibliques. Peste de ce monde de la d\u00e9shumanisation\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le temps suspend son vol, les tabl\u00e9es aux alentours se figent&nbsp;: le voisin est pris d\u2019une violente quinte de toux\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un baiser rebelle sur nos l\u00e8vres pour conjurer le mauvais sort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nos masques suspendus horizontalement, comme des pendus, sur le porte-manteau de la table et de sa nappe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je t\u2019aime, sous l\u2019harmonie musicale des fourchettes et des couteaux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gastronomie de nos amours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                         \u00a0Copyright\u00a0: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                 18 octobre 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00eate \u00e0 t\u00eate en amoureux et en version resto. La mode\u00a0coronavirusienne nous emporte dans une Venise de l\u2019absurde \u00e0 porter nos loups, ou plut\u00f4t nos masques\u2026C\u2019est ainsi le temps de la sainte protection, des panneaux de plexiglass pour contrer l\u2019app\u00e9tit du m\u00e9chant virus. Entre les plats, on se d\u00e9shabille le visage pour enfin se d\u00e9voiler &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7377\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 130\/ RESTO EN TETE A TETE ET EN MODE MASQUES.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1UZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7380,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7377\/revisions\/7380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}