{"id":7382,"date":"2020-10-22T06:03:10","date_gmt":"2020-10-22T05:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7382"},"modified":"2020-10-22T06:03:10","modified_gmt":"2020-10-22T05:03:10","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-131-ce-sera-lannee-du-signe-du-pq-selon-le-calendrier-chinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7382","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 131 \/ CE SERA L\u2019ANNEE DU SIGNE DU PQ (SELON LE CALENDRIER CHINOIS !)."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"299\" height=\"169\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Unknown-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7383\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Qui e\u00fbt imagin\u00e9 un instant que l\u2019ann\u00e9e allait \u00eatre plac\u00e9e sous&nbsp;&nbsp;le signe du PQ dans la constellation (en forme de rouleau) des figures zodiacales du cacalendrier chinois&nbsp;? Le coronavirus number 19 aura bourr\u00e9 le chariot de la m\u00e9nag\u00e8re de masques (made in empire du Milieu&nbsp;!) et de p.q. niais (business oblige), destin\u00e9 \u00e0 faire (affaires) chanter la chasse d\u2019eau des commodit\u00e9s et \u00e0 rassurer le quidam. La deuxi\u00e8me vague \u00e0 d\u00e9faut de nouvelle vague semble d\u00e9ferler sur nous, sermonnent et mart\u00e8lent les m\u00e9dias. Et m\u00eame un bon surfeur n\u2019en finirait pas de tousser en buvant la tasse pand\u00e9mique. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment ce tsunami microscopique n\u2019arr\u00eate plus de nous harceler et de nous obliger \u00e0 vivre masqu\u00e9s, distanci\u00e9s et \u00ab&nbsp;barri\u00e9ris\u00e9s&nbsp;\u00bb. Le nouveau monde est en route, pour ne pas dire en\u2026d\u00e9route.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Difficile \u00e0 l\u2019inv\u00e9t\u00e9r\u00e9 optimiste de le rester dans cette ambiance saum\u00e2tre. On lui promet anxiolytiques et antid\u00e9presseurs dans les officines pharmaceutiques (tant qu\u2019\u00e0 faire (affaires, encore\u00a0!), achetez-vous \u2013en passant- le vaccin\u00a0! Enfin bref,\u00a0\u00a0on nous pr\u00e9sage de se retrouver d\u00e9finitivement au bout du rouleau si on n\u2019engrange pas rapidement un peu de vitamines en surdose de bonne humeur\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atchoum\u2026 aurait sign\u00e9 le nain \u00e9ponyme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                              Copyright\u00a0: Laurent Bayart<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                 \u00a022 octobre 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Qui e\u00fbt imagin\u00e9 un instant que l\u2019ann\u00e9e allait \u00eatre plac\u00e9e sous&nbsp;&nbsp;le signe du PQ dans la constellation (en forme de rouleau) des figures zodiacales du cacalendrier chinois&nbsp;? Le coronavirus number 19 aura bourr\u00e9 le chariot de la m\u00e9nag\u00e8re de masques (made in empire du Milieu&nbsp;!) et de p.q. niais (business oblige), destin\u00e9 \u00e0 faire (affaires) &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7382\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 131 \/ CE SERA L\u2019ANNEE DU SIGNE DU PQ (SELON LE CALENDRIER CHINOIS !).<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1V4","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7384,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382\/revisions\/7384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}