{"id":7408,"date":"2020-11-05T10:42:25","date_gmt":"2020-11-05T09:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7408"},"modified":"2020-11-05T10:42:25","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T09:42:25","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-135-le-foot-en-mode-coronavirus-ou-la-nature-a-decidement-horreur-du-vide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7408","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 135 \/ LE FOOT EN MODE CORONAVIRUS OU LA NATURE A (d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment) HORREUR DU VIDE\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/images-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7409\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Quelle situation ubuesque que ces \u2013d\u00e9sormais- matches de foot qui se d\u00e9roulent en mode \u00ab\u00a0huis clos\u00a0\u00bb, coronavirus d\u00e9soblige, devant des trav\u00e9es et autres gradins d\u00e9serts\u2026Quel curieux championnat de foot (on dit la ligue\u00a0<em>Uber Eats\u00a0! )<\/em>o\u00f9 les rencontres se disputent dans un silence\u2026assourdissant. On entend m\u00eame les joueurs se parler et le son des shoots dans le cuir du ballon\u00a0! Dr\u00f4le de comp\u00e9titions tronqu\u00e9es o\u00f9 le public est en mode absent. O\u00f9 sont les ultras et leurs hymnes d\u00e9vastateurs\u00a0? Les olas qui chauffent les stades devenus incandescents\u00a0? Quel int\u00e9r\u00eat \u00e0 ces joutes qui n\u2019ont plus aucune signification\u00a0? Le foot est un spectacle populaire, alors quoi\u00a0? D\u2019autant que, souvent, la composition des \u00e9quipes se retrouve \u00ab\u00a0trou\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb et d\u00e9cim\u00e9e par des joueurs d\u00e9tect\u00e9s positifs au coronavirus qui sont ainsi \u00e9loign\u00e9s de la feuille de match. Quarantaine oblige. Tout cela devient grotesque. Pourquoi continuer une telle mascarade qui n\u2019a plus de sens\u00a0? Sinon pour le business\u00a0?\u00a0<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"275\" height=\"184\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/images.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7410\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Et que dire de la Vuelta, Tour d\u2019Espagne qui en est aujourd\u2019hui \u00e0 sa 14<sup>\u00e8me<\/sup>\u00e9tape dans une indiff\u00e9rence quasi g\u00e9n\u00e9rale. Rouler, en mode cycliste, dans des situations dantesques \u2013 m\u00e9t\u00e9oroligiquement parlant &#8211; en plein mois de novembre o\u00f9 les cols sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 en station hivernale\u2026Il convient de farter les pneus&nbsp;! Les for\u00e7ats de la route ne sont pas des ballerines de terrains de foot&nbsp;! Qu\u2019on se le dise&nbsp;!<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Le sport, et la nature, a horreur du vide et pourtant, ces tristes spectacles n\u2019offrent que des similis de spectacles. Continuer malgr\u00e9&nbsp;<em>toux&nbsp;<\/em>semble \u00eatre le leitmotiv des Diafoirus du sport tous azimuts. Ils sont devenus malades&nbsp;!<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Le monde marche d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment sur la t\u00eate. On joue les prolongations d\u2019une insipide pi\u00e8ce de th\u00e9\u00e2tre sans metteur en sc\u00e8ne, ni dramaturgie.<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Les com\u00e9diens en short cavalent avec un thermom\u00e8tre dans le\u2026<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                     Copyright\u00a0: Laurent BAYART<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0  5 novembre 2020<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Quelle situation ubuesque que ces \u2013d\u00e9sormais- matches de foot qui se d\u00e9roulent en mode \u00ab\u00a0huis clos\u00a0\u00bb, coronavirus d\u00e9soblige, devant des trav\u00e9es et autres gradins d\u00e9serts\u2026Quel curieux championnat de foot (on dit la ligue\u00a0Uber Eats\u00a0! )o\u00f9 les rencontres se disputent dans un silence\u2026assourdissant. On entend m\u00eame les joueurs se parler et le son des shoots dans &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7408\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 135 \/ LE FOOT EN MODE CORONAVIRUS OU LA NATURE A (d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment) HORREUR DU VIDE\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1Vu","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7408"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7412,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7408\/revisions\/7412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}