{"id":7428,"date":"2020-11-19T09:01:27","date_gmt":"2020-11-19T08:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7428"},"modified":"2020-11-20T06:07:43","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T05:07:43","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-138-des-oiseaux-dans-la-chamre-dhopital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7428","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 138   \/ DES OISEAUX DANS LA CHAMBRE D\u2019HOPITAL !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7430\" width=\"399\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_8732-1.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><figcaption>une belle chambre \u00e0 Hautepierre&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>             Ma chambre d\u2019h\u00f4pital a \u00e9t\u00e9 enchant\u00e9e par des oiseaux taquins et guillerets, joliment color\u00e9s et colori\u00e9s, qui ont pris les bras tendus de la potence de la perfusion pour d\u2019accortes branches d\u2019arbres. Qui donc a laiss\u00e9 la fen\u00eatre grande ouverte&nbsp;? J\u2019avais l\u2019impression de me retrouver dans l\u2019aire paradisiaque de mon jardin. Retour \u00e0 la maison&nbsp;! C\u2019est tout juste si je ne percevais pas les trilles et les p\u00e9piements de la gent \u00e0 plumes dans cette pi\u00e8ce blanche aseptis\u00e9e. Ainsi, mon s\u00e9jour \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4pital fut \u2013presque \u2013 plac\u00e9 sous l\u2019\u00e9gide de Saint Fran\u00e7ois d\u2019Assise, le Saint qui parlait aux oiseaux\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goutte \u00e0 goutte telle une bienfaisante becqu\u00e9e o\u00f9 les immunoglobulines venaient s\u2019envoler dans mes veines pour y mettre un peu d\u2019espace et de confettis de nuages pouss\u00e9s par le vent.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Belle et reposante chambre o\u00f9, quelques plumes semblaient tomber comme des flocons de neige, \u00e0 moins que cela soit les plumes de couette de la perfusion. Un merle ou une pie devant s\u2019\u00e9brouer et faire sa toilette&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au bout d\u2019un instant, la bouteille vide, une infirmi\u00e8re vint pour me changer le flacon. Stupeur&nbsp;: l\u2019\u00e9crivain-patient s\u2019\u00e9tait transform\u00e9 en colibri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heureusement, le personnel de l\u2019\u00e9tablissement r\u00e9ussit \u00e0 m\u2019identifier: mon nom \u00e9tait bagu\u00e9 sur la patte de mon poignet&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et l\u2019on me remit, derechef, dans mon jardin-potager\u2026o\u00f9 je m\u2019envolais \u2013 ivre de bonheur et de libert\u00e9 &#8211; tel l\u2019oiseau de la perfusion\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                  &nbsp;Copyright&nbsp;: Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>                                                                                     19 novembre 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                      <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma chambre d\u2019h\u00f4pital a \u00e9t\u00e9 enchant\u00e9e par des oiseaux taquins et guillerets, joliment color\u00e9s et colori\u00e9s, qui ont pris les bras tendus de la potence de la perfusion pour d\u2019accortes branches d\u2019arbres. Qui donc a laiss\u00e9 la fen\u00eatre grande ouverte&nbsp;? J\u2019avais l\u2019impression de me retrouver dans l\u2019aire paradisiaque de mon jardin. Retour \u00e0 la maison&nbsp;! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7428\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 138   \/ DES OISEAUX DANS LA CHAMBRE D\u2019HOPITAL !<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1VO","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7428"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7435,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7428\/revisions\/7435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}