{"id":7494,"date":"2020-12-23T15:23:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-23T14:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7494"},"modified":"2020-12-23T15:23:40","modified_gmt":"2020-12-23T14:23:40","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-145-le-pere-noel-a-mis-dans-sa-hotte-des-cadeaux-en-masques-et-la-creche-a-pris-ses-distances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7494","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 145 \/  LE PERE NOEL A MIS DANS SA HOTTE DES CADEAUX EN MASQUES ET LA CRECHE A PRIS SES DISTANCES\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7497\" width=\"382\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8989-1.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quelles curieuses et tristounettes f\u00eates de No\u00ebl o\u00f9 l\u2019on nous demande de nous r\u00e9fugier derri\u00e8re des masques, d\u2019\u00e9viter les chaleureuses effusions, les baisers, les bisous et autres poign\u00e9e de mains. Garder les distances car le coronavirus, tel Ponce Pilate, pourrait nous crucifier&nbsp;! Nos assiettes ont pris leur distance et sur la nappe, un flacon de savon hydrogel fait office de c\u00e9r\u00e9monie des ablutions, pand\u00e9mie oblige\u2026Oups. Stupeur et tremblements dans le monde des cuill\u00e8res et des fourchettes. On se regarde \u00e0 couteaux tir\u00e9s. Qu\u2019avons-nous fait pour en arriver l\u00e0&nbsp;? La cr\u00e8che est prot\u00e9g\u00e9e par un imposant dispositif en plexiglass et les rois masques ne sont plus des mages\u2026 L\u2019\u00e9toile du Berger s\u2019est transform\u00e9e en drones et nous surveille avec ses pinceaux de faisceaux de lumi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sous le sapin, des mikados de cadeaux attendent petits et grands. N\u2019y allez pas tous (tousse) en m\u00eame temps&nbsp;! Il convient d\u2019\u00e9viter la cohue et la proximit\u00e9 des tendresses et joies partag\u00e9es. Un m\u00e8tre de distance s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet, nous ne sommes pas dans le m\u00e9tro&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7498\" width=\"413\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_8983-1-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 413px) 100vw, 413px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Il est n\u00e9 le divin enfant, jouez hautbois, r\u00e9sonnez musette\u2026<\/em>Chantez masqu\u00e9s mais en \u00e9vitant les postillons, s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plus loin, les yeux tristes du P\u00e8re No\u00ebl nous observent d\u00e9sabus\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les hommes songent plus au virus qu\u2019\u00e0 son existence. Graeme Allwright le chantait bien&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>Dans son manteau rouge et blanc\/ Sur un tra\u00eeneau port\u00e9 par le vent\/ Il descendra par la chemin\u00e9e\/ Petit gar\u00e7on, il est l\u2019heure d\u2019aller se coucher\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nos vies ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, de plus en plus, besoin d\u2019enchanteurs et de magiciens\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                         <strong>\u00a9&nbsp;&nbsp;Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                     &nbsp;23 d\u00e9cembre 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quelles curieuses et tristounettes f\u00eates de No\u00ebl o\u00f9 l\u2019on nous demande de nous r\u00e9fugier derri\u00e8re des masques, d\u2019\u00e9viter les chaleureuses effusions, les baisers, les bisous et autres poign\u00e9e de mains. Garder les distances car le coronavirus, tel Ponce Pilate, pourrait nous crucifier&nbsp;! Nos assiettes ont pris leur distance et sur la nappe, un flacon de &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7494\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 145 \/  LE PERE NOEL A MIS DANS SA HOTTE DES CADEAUX EN MASQUES ET LA CRECHE A PRIS SES DISTANCES\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-1WS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7494"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7502,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7494\/revisions\/7502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}