{"id":7697,"date":"2021-03-28T09:23:28","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T08:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7697"},"modified":"2021-03-28T09:32:16","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T08:32:16","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-160-cas-contact-ou-leffet-queue-leuleu-en-boule-de-neige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7697","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 160\/ CAS CONTACT OU L\u2019EFFET QUEUE LEU LEU EN BOULE DE NEIGE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7698\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/IMG_9140-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>                  En effets boules de neige, je te vois toi, tu me vois toi, on se voit et se croise. On aborde un quidam avec sa dame et en plus un inconnu qui lui m\u00eame a c\u00f4toy\u00e9 un autre inconnu, et c\u2019est ainsi, la danse de la queue leu leu o\u00f9 tout le monde porte le masque qu\u2019on ne voit m\u00eame plus la grimace qu\u2019il vous fait\u2026Pis, quelques jours apr\u00e8s, on apprend (par le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone arabe ou sarrasin) que l\u2019une des personnes a chopp\u00e9 le virus du fameux Corona\u2026Oups. Alors l\u00e0, branle-bas-de-combat, vous v\u2019l\u00e0 t\u2019y pas consid\u00e9r\u00e9 comme un cas \u00e0 part, ou plut\u00f4t un cas contact\/ caca contact&nbsp;! T\u2019avais&#8230; cas faire attention aux postillons&nbsp;! Vous scrutez toutes les personnes abord\u00e9es. Votre calepin est scann\u00e9\/analys\u00e9&nbsp;! Vous v\u2019l\u00e0 d\u00e9sol\u00e9 d\u2019\u00eatre isol\u00e9, mis en quarantaine.&nbsp;&nbsp;Et tout est d\u00e9peupl\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On retient son souffle (dans les poumons) en attendant les r\u00e9sultats du test&nbsp;! Une paille enfonc\u00e9e dans le nez et c\u2019est fait&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ouf, le virus ne vous a pas transform\u00e9 en cactus&nbsp;! Vous \u00eates sain et sauf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quel monde qui vous oxyde de trouille o\u00f9 chaque rencontre constitue d\u00e9sormais un risque&nbsp;! C\u2019est la victoire du solitaire sur le bambocheur&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O\u00f9 dor\u00e9navant, pour vivre heureux, sortez de la meute et ne restez pas group\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Autrement dit, selon l\u2019adage&nbsp;: <em>Mieux vaut \u00eatre seul que mal entour\u00e9&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sale temps pour les humanistes\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                    <strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                                        &nbsp;28 mars 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En effets boules de neige, je te vois toi, tu me vois toi, on se voit et se croise. On aborde un quidam avec sa dame et en plus un inconnu qui lui m\u00eame a c\u00f4toy\u00e9 un autre inconnu, et c\u2019est ainsi, la danse de la queue leu leu o\u00f9 tout le monde porte le &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7697\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 160\/ CAS CONTACT OU L\u2019EFFET QUEUE LEU LEU EN BOULE DE NEIGE.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-209","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7697"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7702,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7697\/revisions\/7702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}