{"id":7703,"date":"2021-04-01T07:07:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T06:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7703"},"modified":"2021-04-01T07:07:00","modified_gmt":"2021-04-01T06:07:00","slug":"billet-dhumeur-acte-161-le-virus-cest-pas-un-poisson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7703","title":{"rendered":"BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 161 \/ LE VIRUS, C\u2019EST PAS UN POISSON\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7704\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/IMG_3961.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>              Corona tagada touin touin, le 1<sup>er<\/sup>avril ne se d\u00e9couvre pas d\u2019un filet de p\u00eache\u00a0! Le monde est sens dessus\/ sens dessous avec cette pand\u00e9mie qui nous plante ses ar\u00eates dans la gorge\u2026Le monde de l\u2019infinit\u00e9simal et du\u00a0\u00a0microcom\u00e9ga de Voltaire n\u2019est pas un long fleuve tranquille. Nous sommes devenus des Lilliputiens face \u00e0 ce microcosme de virus qui \u00e9cume les cours d\u2019eau de nos existences. Son chant de sir\u00e8ne d\u00e9l\u00e9t\u00e8re \u00e9gare les marins que nous sommes. Nous nous attachons au m\u00e2t de nos esp\u00e9rances mais, tout semble chavirer autour de nous\u00a0! Quel appel d\u2019air\u00a0! Un incompr\u00e9hensible tsunami d\u00e9ferle sur la plan\u00e8te et chacun se retourne d\u00e9sormais vers le poisson espadon qui vous piquera de son vaccin salvateur.\u00a0<em>Ouf,<\/em> ce n\u2019est que le mot\u00a0<em>fou\u00a0<\/em>renvers\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vite, vite\u2026r\u00e9-enchanter nos cours d\u2019eau de s\u00e9r\u00e9nit\u00e9 et retrouver l\u2019envie de coller des poissons d\u2019avril en papier dans le dos de nos contemporains!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cette blague de potache avait le go\u00fbt rassurant de la po\u00e9sie qui chante la complainte des nageoires et autres \u00e9cailles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et rire dans notre bocal en bulles d\u2019oxyg\u00e8ne qui \u00e9clatent comme des prouts, en feux d\u2019artifice de bonne humeur, sur la surface bien lisse du fleuve.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le crapaud sur son n\u00e9nuphar se gausse mais ne sombre pas. Il coasse, un poisson scotch\u00e9 sur l\u2019\u00e9chine. Mais qui donc ose faire le mariole dans ce cloaque d\u2019\u00e9tang\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>                                                                                                          <strong>\u00a9<\/strong> Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                           \u00a01er avril 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Corona tagada touin touin, le 1eravril ne se d\u00e9couvre pas d\u2019un filet de p\u00eache\u00a0! Le monde est sens dessus\/ sens dessous avec cette pand\u00e9mie qui nous plante ses ar\u00eates dans la gorge\u2026Le monde de l\u2019infinit\u00e9simal et du\u00a0\u00a0microcom\u00e9ga de Voltaire n\u2019est pas un long fleuve tranquille. Nous sommes devenus des Lilliputiens face \u00e0 ce microcosme de &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=7703\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BILLET D\u2019HUMEUR \/ ACTE 161 \/ LE VIRUS, C\u2019EST PAS UN POISSON\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-20f","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7703"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7706,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7703\/revisions\/7706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}