﻿{"id":8003,"date":"2021-08-22T06:36:57","date_gmt":"2021-08-22T05:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8003"},"modified":"2021-08-22T06:36:57","modified_gmt":"2021-08-22T05:36:57","slug":"quest-il-en-train-de-faire-lalphonse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8003","title":{"rendered":"QU\u2019EST-IL EN \u00ab TRAIN \u00bb DE FAIRE, L\u2019ALPHONSE ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1360.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1360.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8004\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1360.jpeg 600w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1360-225x300.jpeg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Magicien des voies ferr\u00e9es, Alphonse a plus d\u2019un train dans sa besace! Tout ce qui est loco\u2026le motive, notre Pipoune. Il faudra \u2013 plus tard \u2013 qu\u2019il arrive \u00e0 r\u00e9sider pr\u00e8s d\u2019une gare ou d\u2019une voie ferr\u00e9e car, il se trouve que notre petiot est un accro\/aficionado des wagons ou des voitures qui glissent sur les rails. Comment expliquer cette (incroyable) passion des trains\u00a0? Son p\u00e8re n\u2019\u00e9tait pourtant pas contr\u00f4leur ou aiguilleur, sa maman ne s\u2019appelle pas\u2026Micheline\u00a0? Alors\u00a0?\u00a0Que c\u2019est-il pass\u00e9 dans le liquide amniotique\u00a0? Y-avait-il des microparticules de ballast provenant de la grande \u00e9tendue noire du cosmos ou a-t-il entendu une annonce vocale pour lui indiquer que le train de la vie allait arriver \u00e0 quai, dans une grande salle d\u2019accouchement\u00a0?\u00a0<em>Bonjour Maman\u00a0! Bonjour Papa\u00a0! Regardez, mon billet est compost\u00e9\u00a0!<\/em> En route ou plut\u00f4t en bonne\u2026voie pour ma destin\u00e9e\u00a0!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Que le monde est beau lorsque les enfants aiment si intens\u00e9ment les trains et que de leurs baguettes magiques, que sont leurs mains, ils nous sortent, non pas de lapins mais des TGV ou des autorails&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><em>En voiture, en voiture&nbsp;! Embarquement imm\u00e9diat&nbsp;! Ce train dessert les gares de\u2026.<\/em><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Tant que les enfants seront amoureux des trains, il y aura toujours de la place sur le banc de l\u2019espoir et de l\u2019esp\u00e9rance.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et moi, j\u2019irais m\u2019asseoir en ta compagnie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                  22 ao\u00fbt 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                        <strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Magicien des voies ferr\u00e9es, Alphonse a plus d\u2019un train dans sa besace! Tout ce qui est loco\u2026le motive, notre Pipoune. Il faudra \u2013 plus tard \u2013 qu\u2019il arrive \u00e0 r\u00e9sider pr\u00e8s d\u2019une gare ou d\u2019une voie ferr\u00e9e car, il se trouve que notre petiot est un accro\/aficionado des wagons ou des voitures qui glissent sur &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8003\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">QU\u2019EST-IL EN \u00ab TRAIN \u00bb DE FAIRE, L\u2019ALPHONSE ?<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-255","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8003"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8005,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003\/revisions\/8005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}