{"id":8019,"date":"2021-08-29T06:17:56","date_gmt":"2021-08-29T05:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8019"},"modified":"2021-08-29T06:17:56","modified_gmt":"2021-08-29T05:17:56","slug":"la-rentree-cest-la-classe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8019","title":{"rendered":"LA RENTREE, C\u2019EST LA CLASSE\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8021\" width=\"662\" height=\"882\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/IMG_1678-1-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 662px) 100vw, 662px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Avec la complicit\u00e9 de Jules et Camille&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0      Petite r\u00e9p\u00e9tition \u00e0 la lisi\u00e8re des chambres, avant la rentr\u00e9e des classes, comme une \u00ab\u00a0g\u00e9n\u00e9rale\u00a0\u00bb dans le domaine th\u00e9\u00e2tral, avant la \u00ab\u00a0premi\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb de la cr\u00e9ation. On se pr\u00e9pare d\u2019arrache-trousse afin d\u2019\u00eatre pr\u00eats pour le jour J. Les enfants, comme des coccinelles affubl\u00e9es de dr\u00f4les de parachutes dans le dos qui renferment les mikados de crayons et de stylos, les trousses, cahiers et tutti quanti\u2026Les parents, tels des metteurs en sc\u00e8ne, concoctent d\u00e9j\u00e0 la dramaturgie de ce jour qui restera dans les annales des petiots. Tout un chacun commence \u00e0 avoir une petite boule dans le ventre\u2026Que dire, des ma\u00eetresses et des ma\u00eetres qui se pr\u00e9parent, eux aussi, dans les coulisses avant le grand lever de rideau\u00a0? Qui dira l\u2019angoisse du gardien de but avant le penalty\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plus loin, un tableau noir \u00e0 l\u2019image du d\u00e9cor de cette pi\u00e8ce aff\u00fbte d\u00e9j\u00e0 ses craies. Y-a-t-il encore des ardoises \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e8re de la technologie informatique et du fatras du multim\u00e9dia o\u00f9 tout est d\u00e9sormais \u00ab&nbsp;d\u00e9mat\u00e9rialis\u00e9&nbsp;\u00bb&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il n\u2019emp\u00eache que les livres scolaires restent infiniment lourds pour les \u00e9chines des enfants. Le savoir et les humanit\u00e9s, comme on les appelait au temps jadis, p\u00e8sent d\u2019un poids d\u2019enclume sur le dos des enfants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De futurs lumbagos et petits tracas lombaires s\u2019imaginent dans l\u2019arithm\u00e9tique des tables de multiplication. Les ost\u00e9opathes se frottent d\u00e9j\u00e0 les mains. Futurs patients impatients d\u2019en d\u00e9coudre\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nos petits lutins de trois pommes les envoient, d\u2019un haussement d\u2019\u00e9paules, dos \u00e0 dos\u2026 L\u2019ivresse de la connaissance s\u2019av\u00e8re l\u00e9g\u00e8re comme une plume d\u2019hirondelle ou plut\u00f4t une plume d\u2019oie&nbsp;!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il reste \u00e0 r\u00e9inventer les encriers pour enchanter les portables laiss\u00e9s \u00e0 la discr\u00e9tion du porte-manteau, comme on d\u00e9trousse les bandits de grand chemin en leur demandant d\u2019abandonner leurs armes \u00e0 l\u2019entr\u00e9e des \u00e9glises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                      <strong>\u00a9\u00a0<\/strong>Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                  29 ao\u00fbt 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Petite r\u00e9p\u00e9tition \u00e0 la lisi\u00e8re des chambres, avant la rentr\u00e9e des classes, comme une \u00ab\u00a0g\u00e9n\u00e9rale\u00a0\u00bb dans le domaine th\u00e9\u00e2tral, avant la \u00ab\u00a0premi\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb de la cr\u00e9ation. On se pr\u00e9pare d\u2019arrache-trousse afin d\u2019\u00eatre pr\u00eats pour le jour J. Les enfants, comme des coccinelles affubl\u00e9es de dr\u00f4les de parachutes dans le dos qui renferment les mikados de &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8019\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LA RENTREE, C\u2019EST LA CLASSE\u2026<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-25l","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8019"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8023,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8019\/revisions\/8023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}