{"id":8187,"date":"2021-10-24T05:02:37","date_gmt":"2021-10-24T04:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8187"},"modified":"2021-10-24T05:02:37","modified_gmt":"2021-10-24T04:02:37","slug":"le-virus-nen-fait-qua-sa-tete-ou-quand-sarretera-donc-cette-lassante-masque-a-rade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8187","title":{"rendered":"LE VIRUS N\u2019EN FAIT QU\u2019A SA TETE OU QUAND S\u2019ARRETERA DONC CETTE (LASSANTE) MASQUE A RADe."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"712\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-712x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8188\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-712x1024.jpg 712w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-209x300.jpg 209w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-768x1104.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-1069x1536.jpg 1069w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287-1425x2048.jpg 1425w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1040287.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 712px) 100vw, 712px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>oeuvre originale d&rsquo;Evelyne Morel<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0     \u00a0<\/strong>A regarder de pr\u00e8s, ce fichu coronavirus qui n\u2019arr\u00eate \u2013d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment plus \u2013 de faire parler de lui ressemble, sous le zoom du micros-clope, \u00e0 une t\u00eate de punk\u00a0! Fichtre, cette boule hirsute venue de l\u2019infiniment petit vient semer la pagaille et le d\u00e9sastre en cette humanit\u00e9 lasse et malade.\u00a0<em>Otez-moi ce masque du visage et je vous dirais qui vous \u00eates\u00a0!\u00a0<\/em>est devenu une maxime\/leitmotiv lancinante, jet\u00e9e dans cette p\u00e9riode pand\u00e9mique. La plan\u00e8te baigne \u2013d\u00e9sormais \u2013 dans un oc\u00e9an de gel hydro-alcoolique, histoire de faire la peau aux microbes r\u00e9calcitrants. Les fronti\u00e8res des pays n\u2019ont plus de barri\u00e8res, mais des\u2026gestes-barri\u00e8res. Et les douaniers quidam sont devenus des contr\u00f4leurs de\u00a0<em>pass sanitaire\u00a0!\u00a0<\/em>Quel passeport, pour quels pays\u00a0! Et chacun, de se tenir \u00e0 distance respectable de son contemporain, un m\u00e8tre au moins pour \u00eatre plus pr\u00e9cis\u00a0! Et gardez-vous de faire toussoter autour de vous, vous passeriez pour un corona\/terroriste\u00a0! Oups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211;<em>Mais qu\u2019avons-nous donc fait pour h\u00e9riter de ce monde-l\u00e0&nbsp;?&nbsp;<\/em>se pose, infinit\u00e9-salement, un malheureux virus de l\u2019ancestral rhume des foins.&nbsp;&nbsp;Un zest jaloux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En attendant une nouvelle piquouze de vaccin, le cachet de votre attestation faisant foi dans le dos.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ces t\u00eates de punk continuent all\u00e8grement leur raves-party dans les h\u00f4pitaux\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un punk-rock navet au go\u00fbt musical de la\u00a0<em>danse des canards.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00eame les partitions ont de la temp\u00e9rature&nbsp;! Les thermom\u00e8tres jouant de la guitare \u00e9lectrique, quant aux toubibs, ils se sont transform\u00e9s en m\u00e9tronomes&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                          <strong>\u00a9 Laurent BAYART<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                         24 octobre 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0A regarder de pr\u00e8s, ce fichu coronavirus qui n\u2019arr\u00eate \u2013d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment plus \u2013 de faire parler de lui ressemble, sous le zoom du micros-clope, \u00e0 une t\u00eate de punk\u00a0! Fichtre, cette boule hirsute venue de l\u2019infiniment petit vient semer la pagaille et le d\u00e9sastre en cette humanit\u00e9 lasse et malade.\u00a0Otez-moi ce masque du visage et &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8187\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LE VIRUS N\u2019EN FAIT QU\u2019A SA TETE OU QUAND S\u2019ARRETERA DONC CETTE (LASSANTE) MASQUE A RADe.<\/span>  <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4doc5-283","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8187"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8191,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8187\/revisions\/8191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}