{"id":8312,"date":"2021-12-08T04:03:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T03:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8312"},"modified":"2021-12-07T07:05:31","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T06:05:31","slug":"hotte-moi-dun-doute-le-pere-noel-va-t-il-arriver-masque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8312","title":{"rendered":"HOTTE MOI D\u2019UN DOUTE ! LE PERE NOEL VA-T-IL ARRIVER MASQUE ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/IMG_1725-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0     \u00a0D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, cette sombre mascarade n\u2019arr\u00eate plus de durer et de plomber l\u2019ambiance autour de nous. Le vilain virus continue sa mue et semble jouer \u00e0 saute-mouton avec nos anticorps. Combien de piquouzes faudra-t-il pour rester \u2013indemnes- sur le fil tendu au-dessus du vide, tel un \u00e9quilibriste\u00a0? Le monde retient son souffle et toussote. Le P\u00e8re No\u00ebl d\u00e9sempar\u00e9 va-t-il devoir s\u2019affubler d\u2019un masque rouge. Son traineau tir\u00e9 par des rennes en blouse blanche avec l\u2019\u00e9cusson d\u2019un croix rouge sur le bonnet\u00a0! La hotte, cette ann\u00e9e, sera remplie d\u2019une pharmacop\u00e9e en doses de vaccins. Tu parles d\u2019un cadeau\u00a0! Corona dring dring et hohoho\u2026en belle musique de No\u00ebl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La manche des chemises relev\u00e9e. Pr\u00e9sentez vos bras et vos \u00e9pidermes&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La pointe de la seringue de la troisi\u00e8me dose aura, cette ann\u00e9e, \u00e0 l\u2019instar du beaujolais nouveau ses effluves de banane, le go\u00fbt de l\u2019\u00e9pine du sapin en guise d\u2019ar\u00f4mes de vaccin\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                          <strong>\u00a9\u00a0<\/strong>Laurent BAYART<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0                                                        8 d\u00e9cembre 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, cette sombre mascarade n\u2019arr\u00eate plus de durer et de plomber l\u2019ambiance autour de nous. Le vilain virus continue sa mue et semble jouer \u00e0 saute-mouton avec nos anticorps. Combien de piquouzes faudra-t-il pour rester \u2013indemnes- sur le fil tendu au-dessus du vide, tel un \u00e9quilibriste\u00a0? Le monde retient son souffle et toussote. Le &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.laurent-bayart.fr\/?p=8312\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">HOTTE MOI D\u2019UN DOUTE ! 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